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07-16-2009, 05:11 PM
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... doesn't taste anything like bacon. In fact, it tastes foul no matter how much barbecue sauce you pour on. Why do people eat this stuff?
(Sorry, just did a fridge cleanout-and-eat-what-you-find. Ick. Not even the cats will touch this stuff)
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07-16-2009, 06:07 PM
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07-16-2009, 06:16 PM
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07-16-2009, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by UncleFluffy ... doesn't taste anything like bacon. In fact, it tastes foul no matter how much barbecue sauce you pour on. Why do people eat this stuff?
(Sorry, just did a fridge cleanout-and-eat-what-you-find. Ick. Not even the cats will touch this stuff) | Even my brother's dog "Dawg" won't eat it and he eats anything! He has to, he's huge and weighs 95 to 100 lbs! 
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07-16-2009, 07:38 PM
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07-16-2009, 07:43 PM
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07-16-2009, 07:45 PM
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07-16-2009, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by UncleFluffy ... or Bud Lite for beer | +1
Nothing containing the word "Lite" can be considered beer. 
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07-16-2009, 07:56 PM
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07-16-2009, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Hawaii Islander +1
Nothing containing the word "Lite" can be considered beer.  | Completely agree.
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07-16-2009, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitch Hedberg I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna, turkey bacon. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. | | 
07-17-2009, 01:10 PM
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07-17-2009, 01:14 PM
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07-17-2009, 01:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Buffalo | | | Blue Light is spelled "LIGHT", is it ok? It really is one of my favorite beers, especially on a warm day.
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07-17-2009, 01:59 PM
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07-17-2009, 02:03 PM
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07-17-2009, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nappa I prefer it to pork bacon as I tend to rip the fat off regular bacon leaving little behind. | If you can find an Irish or British food store, grab some "Back Bacon" from there. Bacon on that side of the Atlantic tends to be cut deeper and from a meatier part of the pig. 
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07-17-2009, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO As I so often do, I defer to the late, great Mitch Hedberg: | +1
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07-17-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by UncleFluffy If you can find an Irish or British food store, grab some "Back Bacon" from there. Bacon on that side of the Atlantic tends to be cut deeper and from a meatier part of the pig.  | That looks delicious! Much better than the stuff we get that has more fat than meat.
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07-17-2009, 02:55 PM
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