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11-13-2012, 10:39 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Canada | | | Bad manners
Bad hygiene
Bad brain
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich  I like to pretend I'm a beautiful princess with a pretty ballerina outfit dancing through my pink castle. | |
11-13-2012, 10:47 PM
|  | I want to be HER bicycle | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Explosive diarrhea
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11-13-2012, 10:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Canada | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by bassteban Explosive diarrhea | I really hate when they do that. Ruins the mood.
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich I like to pretend I'm a beautiful princess with a pretty ballerina outfit dancing through my pink castle. | |
11-13-2012, 10:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Staten Island NY | | | When she clogs the bowl and trys to act like you did it.
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11-13-2012, 11:06 PM
|  | Pardon my driving, I'm reloading | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego/LA | | My wife showing up would be a huge turnoff.  |
11-13-2012, 11:07 PM
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11-13-2012, 11:21 PM
|  | Esteemed Nitpicker | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL Call me old fashioned | You're old fashioned. I feel like I'm Michael Scott making that joke but I just don't care. |
11-14-2012, 12:01 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | | Frankly, if her skin color isn't blue, purple, or green, I don't see how we could ever work.
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11-14-2012, 12:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Detroit | | | Tough crowd, eh?
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11-14-2012, 12:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Brooklyn, NY | | | Obvious sings of unintelligence and full of sh*% syndrome as I like to call it. People who don't smile, but then again my goal is to make them isn't it? |
11-14-2012, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by HEIST Smokers. | Prolly my #1 turnoff period. |
11-14-2012, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Hamlet7768
I dunno, I would find that hilarious. Then again, maybe not on a first date.
| If a girl lifted her leg and farted on the first date, I would exclaim "Awesome!" and think I had found my soulmate right then and there.
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11-14-2012, 01:38 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Camarillo, CA | | | +1 on lack of intelligence, being self-absorbed, smoking, and getting wasted.
I just want to go out with a woman who I can converse with, have a good time with, and not feel like I've been transported back to a high-school hangout. A little maturity and class, while still being fun and sweet, is all I need.
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11-14-2012, 02:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SoonerMatt Talking about your previous boyfriend(s)
Chewing with your mouth open (Add chewing a gum loudly here) | These, plus:
Drinking way too much or the phrase:"I don't drink alcohol".
No sign of intelligence / intellectual knowledge, eg: talking about celebrities, tv shows etc. all the time.
If they talk about how much they love/hate -insert prophet name here- and how god -of any religion- is so awesome/lame too much.
This is a delicate subject, you live the way you like, I'll live as I like. Just don't try to shove your beliefs/non-beliefs up my ***. They must be "Live and let live" type of person.
The same goes with ethnicality, if they hate or favor an ethnic group of people too much, I'll leave the table, order the most expensive foods/drinks to the table and just leave the place.
Ugly/man hands. (Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld  )
Rudeness.
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11-14-2012, 02:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Los Angeles | | | Not offering to go Dutch.
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11-14-2012, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by matante
I associate cursing + tattoos with STDs.
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11-14-2012, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by matante I associate cursing + tattoos with STDs. | Wow, are you the church lady?
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11-14-2012, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by matante I associate cursing + tattoos with STDs. | Hahaha, yeah... because that's rational.
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11-14-2012, 05:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WI | | | Generally anyone that comes across as uninformed.
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11-14-2012, 05:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Gress Prolly my #1 turnoff period. | Yup. Same here.
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