Uhh;...What (French Spam)

[warwick.hoy]

Perhaps someone here would be kind enough to translate this for me. Forgive this white boy for not having any culture.

Monsieur / Madame:

Bienvenue à se joindre à Bussn.
si vous voulez purchase.From maintenant, vous pouvez profiter de prix membre pour chaque production.
Avec l'avènement de No?l dans les traces de frappe. Bussn apporte son très tient à vous. Vous y trouverez autant de nouveaux produits, tant au rabais (Deleted).
Présentation détaillée:
l Les commandes de plus de 500 EUR bénéficie livraison gratuite!
l Acheter instruments de musique, 12% de réduction
l Achat de téléphones mobiles ci-dessus, bénéficient de 12% de réduction!
l Acheter des ordinateurs portables, téléviseurs, profitez de 10% de réduction!
l Acheter play station, caméras, jouissent de 10% de réduction!
l Autre divertissement à domicile, 8% de réduction
l Traditionnel présente sera envoyé ainsi
Heure d'expiration: le 20, Novembre au 20, Décembre
Notre société déjà mise à niveau avec le courrier de No?l à venir.
Si vous avez des questions, s'il vous pla?t nous contacter par email ou MSN (service @ bussn .. com)
Que nous puissions construire une relation commerciale de longue date les uns avec les autres.

Cordialement v?tre

(Deleted)

p

I think they are trying to sell me home electronics.

[Vorago]

They're offering you to become a member of their shop so can have all kinds of advantages and price cuts.

[crimson_basser]

thats some mighty terrible french....

anyways, yeah you got the gist of it
trying to sell you different electronics all at different deductions

it honestly looks like someone wrote it english and put it through an online translator
its really poorly written haha

try putting that through a translator back into english, and youll understand how badly its written in french

[warwick.hoy]

Mister / Madam:

Welcome to join itself to Bussn. If you want purchase.From now, you can take price advantage member for every production. With the advent of No?l in the strike tracks. Bussn brings his very is anxious you. You there will find as much again products, so to the reduction (Deleted). Detailed presentation: L The orders of more than 500 EUR profits free delivery! L To Buy music instruments, 12% of reduction l Purchase of movable telephones above, benefit from 12% of reduction! L To Buy the laptops, television set, take advantage of 10% of reduction! L To Buy play station, movie cameras, enjoy 10% of reduction! Other l recreation to residence, 8% of reduction l present
Traditional will be sent thus Hour of expiration: the 20, November to the 20, December Our already put corporation to level with the mail of No?l to come. If you have questions, if it you flat to contact us by email or MSN (service @ bussn.. com) That we could construct a commercial relation of long date with one another.

Cordially v?tre

(Deleted)

p

I wonder why they think I'm French (or perhaps French Canadian)

[crimson_basser]

yeah, thats about how badly its written in french ahaaha

[Asa Samuel]

Mister / Madam:

Welcome to join itself to Bussn. If you want purchase.From now, you can take price advantage member for every production. With the advent of No?l in the strike tracks. Bussn brings his very is anxious you. You there will find as much again products, so to the reduction (Deleted). Detailed presentation: L The orders of more than 500 EUR profits free delivery! L To Buy music instruments, 12% of reduction l Purchase of movable telephones above, benefit from 12% of reduction! L To Buy the laptops, television set, take advantage of 10% of reduction! L To Buy play station, movie cameras, enjoy 10% of reduction! Other l recreation to residence, 8% of reduction l present
Traditional will be sent thus Hour of expiration: the 20, November to the 20, December Our already put corporation to level with the mail of No?l to come. If you have questions, if it you flat to contact us by email or MSN (service @ bussn.. com) That we could construct a commercial relation of long date with one another.

Cordially v?tre

(Deleted)

p

Sounds like if yoda became a salesman. "8% of reduction I present. Hmmm?"

[warwick.hoy]

Movable Telephone?

[crimson_basser]

Originally Posted by Bass Junkie

Sounds like if yoda became a salesman. "8% of reduction I present. Hmmm?"

lol, good call

[D.Don]

I would be very careful here, that site smells scam all the way, a lot of their prices are "too good to be true" and they only accept payment by bank transfer and wire transfers ...

D.Don

[warwick.hoy]

Originally Posted by D.Don

I would be very careful here, that site smells scam all the way, a lot of their prices are "too good to be true" and they only accept payment by bank transfer and wire transfers ...

D.Don

I didn't even go to the website. In fact I filed the e-mail under trash.

[L-A]

I bet the e-mailer doesn't speak french. Or english.

[crispygoat]

It's funny how translators never work. I remember my friends in english class' coming up with french expressions translated into english ones. It was always funny.