 Umm... I think I just totally screwed up with a girl...
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So my lady and I have a pretty healthy sex life. She and I like to try different stuff in the bedroom. Well one night she gets all dressed up as a sexy nurse and I'm just blown away. I mean she looks HAWT!!!
She puts on a sexy white mini-skirt nurses uniform with thigh high nylon stockings and garter belt. She's got on sexy 4" white high heels and deep, I mean deep red lipstick.
I'm totally excited (obviously) and I tell that I'll be right back and I'm gonna run to my bathroom to get supplies.
I quickly come back to the bedroom with a small black leather satchel, toss it onto the bed next to her and jump eagerly on top of her.
She's totally into this when I sit up mounted over her and tell her that I really wanna try somthing since she's dressed up soooo sexy.
She looks up at me with a HUGE smile and says that I can do whatever I want to her. I can hardly contain myself.
I lean down and kiss her hard on the mouth sloppily smearing her lipstick around her lips. Then I sit back again and take both hands and smear red lines up both sides of her cheeks. This is when she starts looking at me oddly but she goes along with it.
Next I grab the black leather sacthel next to us on the bed and unzip it removing the contents that I had within. I pull a medium sized bottle of white face paint and with to fingers pull a gobb of the make-up out of the jar. I whisper to her, "Close your eyes and trust me baby." With a slightly weirded out expression on her face she complies.
Then I smear the white make-up on her face and get three quarters of the way done when she opens her eyes up and says, "Wait, stop! What the hell are you doing to my face? What the *beep* is this stuff?" I figure,ok it's time to maybe explain things. "Babe, I want you to look like this since your in that sexy nurses uniform." I pull a picure of The Joker in the nurses outfit from THE DARK KNIGHT and hand it to her. I continue, "Look I'm almost done. Just lemme do the rest of your face. I think it's pretty hot hun" while I point her towards the mirror.
She was not as enthusiastic about it as I hoped she'd be.
"What are you ****ing nuts!?! That's not hot at all! You're getting way too obsessed with this ****ing movie!!! Last weekend was one thing when you wanted to have sex with your Bat cowl on but this **** is too far!" Then she stormed out of the bedroom, got dressed, and washed of the make-up as I apologize outside the bathroom door trying to explain how sexy she looked as Nurse Joker (she really did I swear).
She came out of the bathroom in her sneakers and and track suit which double as her pajamas and some residue of hastily wiped off face paint still on her forehead as she carried her backpack over her shoulder containing my lost fantasy bouncing angrily up and down as she marched past me and out the door of my apartment. As she left her only words to me were, "Just don't call me for a while. In fact I'll call you. Maybe. Bye."
I didn't know what to say. I thought it'd be cool for us to role play a little. Like one night I'd dress up as Batman and maybe one night she'd be Joker or Racheal or spmething. But I mean do you think I take things too far? She hasn't been returning any of my calls and this happened Thursday night. It's now Saturday. Should I give her more time to cool off? | 
