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09-17-2010, 10:54 AM
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09-17-2010, 12:00 PM
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09-17-2010, 12:02 PM
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09-17-2010, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium | Haha! Love it! Quote:
Originally Posted by L-A | This entire article reads like a a TBOT topic, lol.
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09-17-2010, 12:14 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | | Reminds me of that old Dave Attell bit:
A one legged man always looks like he's come a long way to tell you something important. Listen! It's slippery outside! He's got information. A one toothed man doesn't know anything. What does he know? Uhh... Taffy is delicious...
If I need directions I'm not asking a man with one tooth, I'm asking a man with one leg. Cause he definately knows the easiest way to get there. Yup, if theres a shortcut that one legged ****er knows where it is. You won't be hoppin fences neither. |
09-17-2010, 01:16 PM
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09-17-2010, 01:22 PM
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09-17-2010, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by guroove | When I first saw this website, back in '07, I had to wonder:
WHY?
I'm still asking that now.
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09-17-2010, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Haha! Love it!
This entire article reads like a a TBOT topic, lol. | Ahhh, but did you follow the link further down? http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5619445&s=1 Quote:
A FLORIDA man who lost an arm after trying to rescue some baby birds nearly lost the other one - trying to help an alligator.
Alexander Alcantare spotted the 2.5m alligator, which had been hit in the head with an arrow, in water near his Miami-Dade home about 9pm Sunday (local time), NBC Miami reported today.
“I figured I’d trap it and get it some medical attention,” he said.
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Mr Alcantare later called police, only for them to cite him for possession of an alligator. And even worse for the animal fan, the alligator will now have to be euthanized - because it bit him.
Mr Alcantare, who has also been attacked by a tiger in the Congo, said the alligator reacted to him as he would expect.
"That's what happens when you deal with wild animals, you're going to get bitten,” he said.
| He does realise that Darwin Awards are posthumous citations, doesn't he? And just how, exactly, did he manage to get attacked by a tiger in the Congo? The last time I looked, the Congo was in Africa, & tigers are known for living a bit further east than that - Siberia, Bengal, India, etc, etc.
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09-17-2010, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Deathblade Eric He does realise that Darwin Awards are posthumous citations, doesn't he? And just how, exactly, did he manage to get attacked by a tiger in the Congo? The last time I looked, the Congo was in Africa, & tigers are known for living a bit further east than that - Siberia, Bengal, India, etc, etc. | A tiger? In Africa? 
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09-17-2010, 10:39 PM
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In related news: Bearded Lady Reunites With Long-Lost Son
50 bucks he was in her beard.
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09-18-2010, 06:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: QLD, Australia | | | I often become disenchanted with the state of the media.
Then I look at some internet news articles like these ones, it never fails to cheer me up.
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09-18-2010, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium | Fantastic!
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09-18-2010, 02:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wichita, KS | | | I doubt the "irony" was unintentional.
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09-18-2010, 07:10 PM
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09-19-2010, 03:45 AM
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