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02-16-2010, 07:12 PM
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These Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia and Tennessee boys, will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1.The season opened today.
2.They taste just like chicken.
3.They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
4.They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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02-16-2010, 09:39 PM
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02-16-2010, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TheLastRebel  2.They taste just like chicken. | I hadn't realised rednecks were cannibals... and I've played a lot of country music.
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02-16-2010, 10:10 PM
| | | | Dude, we have the same username! And I've got a feeling that would work. |
02-16-2010, 10:12 PM
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02-16-2010, 10:31 PM
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02-17-2010, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by The Last Rebel Dude, we have the same username! And I've got a feeling that would work. |
Thats just weird. LOL 
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02-17-2010, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound How would they read the orders? | Zing!
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02-17-2010, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound How would they read the orders? | They will print them on decals and slap them on Junior's car!
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02-17-2010, 06:51 AM
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02-17-2010, 06:55 AM
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02-17-2010, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie Well, I guess that would at least put all of the ignorance and racism to good use | WOW!! That was a very broad shot 
This joke's expiration date expired about 2 two years ago. At the very least it should have been changed from Iraq to the Stan. |
02-17-2010, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion I hadn't realised rednecks were cannibals... and I've played a lot of country music. | It seems like they're ignorant racists as well  |
02-17-2010, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker It seems like they're ignorant racists as well | The OP's joke and my own personal experiences, including with my own family, indicate as much.
Please note that I did not say "southerners" or similar. IMO, rednecks are a group apart from southerners who are distinguished by their ingorance and racism. This is independent of geography.
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02-17-2010, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie The OP's joke and my own personal experiences, including with my own family, indicate as much.
Please note that I did not say "southerners" or similar. IMO, rednecks are a group apart from southerners who are distinguished by their ingorance and racism. This is independent of geography. | I know many rednecks that are neither ignorant nor racist.
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02-17-2010, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie The OP's joke and my own personal experiences, including with my own family, indicate as much.
Please note that I did not say "southerners" or similar. IMO, rednecks are a group apart from southerners who are distinguished by their ingorance and racism. This is independent of geography. | Still a very encompassing broad shot. IMHO, if a similar stereotypical statement was made against other groups, it wouldn't be allowed to stand here. I have some very redneck inlaws and friends that are far from ignorant or racists. |
02-17-2010, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by HollowBassman I know many rednecks that are neither ignorant nor racist. | Quote:
Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker Still a very encompassing broad shot. IMHO, if a similar stereotypical statement was made against other groups, it wouldn't be allowed to stand here. I have some very redneck inlaws and friends that are far from ignorant or racists. | Then perhaps they're just "rural" or "country" and not rednecks.
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02-17-2010, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker This joke's expiration date expired about 2 two years ago. At the very least it should have been changed from Iraq to the Stan. | So if an expiration date itself expires, does that mean the product in question will never expire? Or will have always been expired?
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02-17-2010, 08:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | While we're splitting hairs,could we just call them "necks of color"?
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02-17-2010, 08:16 AM
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aint nothin but a workin man.
He makes his livin
by the sweat of his brow
and the calluses on his hands.
Now you intellectuals may not like it,
but there aint nothin that you can do
Cause there's a whole lot more of us common-folks
than there ever will be of you.
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