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Old 11-17-2012, 09:49 PM
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Unwise decision.

"Saltwater crocodiles, once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go."

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Old 11-17-2012, 10:38 PM
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Unbelievable. I love the other guy's comment at the end of the video: "If you're stupid enough to crawl in there with a crocodile, it's your loss..." At least the guy was a LUCKY drunk...
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:35 PM
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Fatso....lol
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:55 PM
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:12 AM
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Guy should be dead...
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:36 AM
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captive croc was probably well fed and just got annoyed and gave him a love kiss....

if he did that in the wild there would be no one to tell the story....
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Crocodile Dumb-dee
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:47 AM
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Crocodiles, Great White Sharks and Polar Bears.

My favourite carnivores.
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:59 AM
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Perhaps he was in training for the olympics.....

Monty Python - Olympics Report: Mens Being Eaten By A Crocodile
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:46 AM
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Isn't there some joke about _____ a fatso in here somewhere?
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Crocodiles, Great White Sharks and Polar Bears.

My favourite carnivores.
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:16 AM
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Beware the dreaded White Polar Crocashark
I'm sure that was a film on the SyFy channel.
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"The only thing that can fix stupid is mother nature." I hope he learned his lesson.
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Old 11-18-2012, 09:11 AM
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Doubtful. I bet he's sought legal counsel to sue the Croc farm and the Distillery.
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Crocodile Dumb-dee
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"They said he had chunks out of his legs and things like that," Mr Phillips told The West Australian news website.
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Crocodiles being one of my favourite animals, I can see myself trying to ride one after consuming enough booze in my early ages. Thankfully, we don't have crocodiles here and I still have my original body parts.
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Doubtful. I bet he's sought legal counsel to sue the Croc farm and the Distillery.
Sad but true.
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