Just called UPS to trace 3 shipments their website shows as "in transit" for the last 2 weeks on a 3-day service.
30 minutes later and my head is about to explode!!!

They have ALL the friggin' info on their system from the tracking numbers alone yet I had to go through the whole "where was it going? etc" BS.
Was THIS close to telling her to hurry it up, I have to take a dump.