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Old 09-11-2008, 02:16 PM
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A Sacramento State grad is putting her virginity on the auction block to help pay for her studies.

"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," the 22-year-old (who uses the pseudonym "Natalie Dylan") says on tonight's The Insider. "I'm ready for the controversy ... I'm ready to do this."

Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

She says she hopes to net up to a million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch (eBay turned her down).

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

Howard Stern has denied a report that he is affiliated with the auction.
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Why is her head a different color than her body?
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Why is her head a different color than her body?
Makeup.
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Why is her head a different color than her body?
She dipped it in iodine to sterilize before the procedure?
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Swamp gas refracted the light off a weather balloon.
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She told me that she'll give me $500..should I do it or hold out for more??
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I smell photoshop, shes gotta be a trough monster.
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:21 PM
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Her mom and dad must be so proud.
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I smell photoshop, shes gotta be a trough monster.
Looks like makeup to me...really. I've seen girls that have the line goin' down the the of their face where they over-applied the spackle...
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"I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."
People like that usually don't have a million dollars to spend on sex.
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Her mom and dad must be so proud.
They should get a percentage.
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First, that pic is a total photoshop.

Second, I love the "to help fund my studies" excuse.
Student loans, student work programs, part-time jobs, etc. worked for many. Heck, she could even be a stripper or cam girl.

Third, this is prostitution. I wonder how she's going to work around the legality of this.
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Third, this is prostitution. I wonder how she's going to work around the legality of this.
read the article, its being done in Nevada at the Bunnyland ranch

!!!! my buddys dad lives near there!!!!
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If thats really her head, its HUGE!
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:25 PM
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She looks a few years younger than that to me. In the 17-19 range.
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This belongs to Ebay.jp...
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read the article, its being done in Nevada at the Bunnyland ranch

!!!! my buddys dad lives near there!!!!
Forgot about the legal brothel thing.

I wonder if she'll auction sloppy seconds for a reduced rate?
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