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Old 08-08-2008, 02:29 PM
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Viagra + nitrous oxide = world record performance?

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Old 08-08-2008, 02:39 PM
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Soounds like fun, one way or another!
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Soounds like fun, one way or another!
We don't call this doping at my house. Nevermind.

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That could give a whole new meaning to "pole vault".


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I vote the name for this combination should be the 'funny boner'

'Oh, how come you got disqualified from the finals?'

'I took some funny boner before the race...'
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I vote the name for this combination should be the 'funny boner'
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Sure, if you want to get banned...
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This just in...
A new anti-drug enforcement method has been instuted for this year's Olympics



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That could give a whole new meaning to "pole vault".


It scares me that we had the same thought.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:26 PM
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I'd imagine the 110m hurdles would be a little difficult with this combination.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:32 PM
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Newsflash - Beijing, China...
The Korean Water Polo team was caught getting hard in their locker room prior to taking to the water for first-round match against Croatia. Attempts to interview members of the team were met with outbursts of uncontrolled laughter.
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Well, it would be easy to check the cyclists. Swimmers....if the water isn't too cold.
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That could give a whole new meaning to "pole vault".


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