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Old 02-04-2009, 01:31 PM
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Wacky Craigs list posting in the "Men seeking women" section

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Old 02-04-2009, 01:33 PM
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That guy knows how to have a good time!
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:34 PM
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That was ******* hilarious. I was having trouble comprehendinf until I saw the carefully drawn blueprints!

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Old 02-04-2009, 01:35 PM
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Yeah, the illustrations really help to sell the idea. He should have no problem getting a response.
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:35 PM
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hahaha what the heck.
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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I love the illustrations the most, and the last point -

"8. Put your clothes back on and leave WITHOUT helping me clean up. This makes me feel worthless and very turned on."
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:05 PM
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I have seen worse, someone posted the link on another forum im on. It was a "Gumtree" ad.

The guy wanted anyone (male or female), to come into the room and undress (he would be hiding in the bathroom). They would then need to bend over and start playing Super Mario Brothers on the Snes which would by lying setup. They would not be allowed to look around. He'd come over, and he would need to be finished before the end of the first world. Would finish off, walk back to the bathroom. The other person would then need to leave.

Makes you wonder. . .

However, that guy didn't have any pictures
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:08 PM
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:23 PM
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this is fantastic...

also, I remember reading the SNES ad.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:35 PM
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:41 PM
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I think these ads are inspiring
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:59 PM
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I have seen worse, someone posted the link on another forum im on. It was a "Gumtree" ad.

The guy wanted anyone (male or female), to come into the room and undress (he would be hiding in the bathroom). They would then need to bend over and start playing Super Mario Brothers on the Snes which would by lying setup. They would not be allowed to look around. He'd come over, and he would need to be finished before the end of the first world. Would finish off, walk back to the bathroom. The other person would then need to leave.

Makes you wonder. . .

However, that guy didn't have any pictures
maybe he's just really into mario
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:07 PM
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I have seen worse, someone posted the link on another forum im on. It was a "Gumtree" ad.

The guy wanted anyone (male or female), to come into the room and undress (he would be hiding in the bathroom). They would then need to bend over and start playing Super Mario Brothers on the Snes which would by lying setup. They would not be allowed to look around. He'd come over, and he would need to be finished before the end of the first world. Would finish off, walk back to the bathroom. The other person would then need to leave.

Makes you wonder. . .

However, that guy didn't have any pictures
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:14 PM
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The pictures make it. LOL!
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM
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I gotta get this guy to be my BFF ...WHOOSHH!
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:11 PM
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:19 PM
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So wait... why were you in the men for women section?
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:24 PM
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So wait... why were you in the men for women section?
BUSTED!
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