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02-19-2010, 06:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | Wehadababyitsaboy
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This probably comes as no surprise, but he
a) was born with a mustache,
b) filled out his own birth certificate and
c) got a tattoo shortly after to commemorate the event
I, like many of you, was pretty disappointed in Tiger Woods' shameless attempt to upstage the birth of my son, but I take solace in the fact that my male offspring has already been asked out by chicks that turned down Tiger and will probably be able to beat him at golf by tomorrow.
Mike
P.S. My wife's doing well. | 
02-19-2010, 06:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blackshear, Georgia | | Does he get a blimp too?
(Congrats!  )
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02-19-2010, 06:06 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Yyyes!! Congrats!
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02-19-2010, 06:06 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Nice.  What's the height and weight of your little executive? | 
02-19-2010, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Nice.  What's the height and weight of your little executive? | 8 lbs 8 oz and 21.25 long. Around noon today the average intelligence in the hospital jumped a few points.
Mike | 
02-19-2010, 06:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | DUDE! Awesome! Congrats!!!
You know what is really freakin weird? I swear to GOD I had that old commercial going through my head all day. The one where "Bob Wehaddabebe-eetsaboy" calls his parents collect....so funny that you made that same joke. So weird.
Very happy for ya man!
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02-19-2010, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by hover DUDE! Awesome! Congrats!!!
You know what is really freakin weird? I swear to GOD I had that old commercial going through my head all day. The one where "Bob Wehaddabebe-eetsaboy" calls his parents collect....so funny that you made that same joke. So weird.
Very happy for ya man! | Thanks guys. I wondered if that title would go unnoticed.
Mike | 
02-19-2010, 06:23 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Your first? Welcome to the No-sleep-until-moments-before-death club. 
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02-19-2010, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Your first? Welcome to the No-sleep-until-moments-before-death club.  | Third. First in 5 years, though. It feels new again.
Mike | 
02-19-2010, 06:36 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | OH- now you're outnumbered. It was nice knowing you.
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02-19-2010, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban OH- now you're outnumbered. It was nice knowing you. | From man-to-man to zone defense. I hope we can make the transition. I'm headed back to the hospital. See you guys in a few days.
Mike | 
02-19-2010, 06:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Congratulations!!
I will hoist a Guiness in his honor in a few minutes  | 
02-19-2010, 06:46 PM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | | Congrats! That is excellent.
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02-19-2010, 06:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: New York | | | Congrats. | 
02-19-2010, 06:54 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | HEY No pics, no *born-w/a-moustache?* 
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02-19-2010, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban OH- now you're outnumbered. It was nice knowing you. |
This shall be your life from now on.
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02-19-2010, 07:00 PM
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02-19-2010, 07:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | | Congratulations! Have you found him a small-scale bass yet? | 
02-19-2010, 07:07 PM
|  | TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | | Your son is the Qintar?
Congrats, Mike- babies are awesome. We'll be sure to set aside a moderator spot for him. | 
02-19-2010, 07:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX | | | Congratulations to you and your wife... What a great day for having a baby! Of course I think every day is a great day for having a baby. Glad your wife is doing great, and the baby is healthy, and I'm sure he is the most handsome baby in the nursery! Let us know his name. How excited are the older kids? Can't wait to see a picture. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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