Weird Places You Pee

[GeneralElectric]

That urinal thread awhile back got me thinking, what weird places do you pee. The backyard doesn't count because thats part of nature.


I pee in the wash basin of my washing machine sometimes (Not in the machine, that giant sink all the water pours into after its done)

I don't know why I do it.

I also pee on my front lawn when its early enough in the morning. (aka 2-4 am)

[SpectorBass308]

No backyard? I guess I'm disqualified.

[bongomania]

Whenever I see a pitcher of lemonade and a bunch of smiling, happy people, I just can't help myself.

[Mark Wilson]

Originally Posted by bongomania

Whenever I see a pitcher of lemonade and a bunch of smiling, happy people, I just can't help myself.

+1

[gold_member_321]

The plants in the sitting area in the middle of the mall.

In my friends feng shui waterfall.

and in storm drains if I'm walking home from a party.

[Ben Lesser]

Anything is fair game...

[jazzy grille]

There is a hotel that we used to Gig at that had a pool on the roof.. I became good friends with the security guard and I used go up there get drunk and urinate off of the roof.

I always find interesting places to take a leak in Downtown Orlando..

[Barkless Dog]

I only pee outside. I peed on my mom's sister once!

Heck, I like to pee in the snow!

Here is a picture of me doing it to prove it



You have any peeing pictures of you peeing?

[WickedPissah]

Originally Posted by Mark Wilson

+1

+3

[Hoover]

Originally Posted by Ben Lesser

Anything is fair game...

Anything and anyone.

[TheDarkReaver]

I once peed in a bin that was placed upon the pavement with taxis going by on the road. I was very drunk at the time though. Oh and it was in front of a church too. Not as bad as my friend though, who once peed on a church.

[Atoz]

I peed in my ex's cat box once. I was angry.

[Vorago]

I once peed in the garbage bin because I was still half asleep. My body was awake, my brain wasn't.

Other than that, other people front lawn...does that count?

[Croox]

I pee on the trees my dog pees on, its my territory, not his.

[Relic]

I hosed down a fake skeletal pirate one time at a fun house.. I have no idea why it was so funny but I still laugh about it.
I also peed off of a really high bridge and into a river one time in Pennsylvania. It was spectacular. The vertigo was a b*tch though.

[flakeh]

Off a roof, off a highway overpass, front lawn in broad daylight, beside a highway, in the wash basin, public pools, on a tractor, in a tractor, Err..theres more I think, I dun really remember that day.

[gkbass13]

lots of alleys near bars.

how about n your pants when floating down a river in a tube. whata liberating yet disgusting feeling. hahaha

[Moreno_IV]

Sometimes, I pee out my window late at night into my front yard. It's exciting and it saves me a trip to the toilet.


Is that weird?

[Synplicity]

over someones car door handle....

[Jerose]

I've "Christened" most of my friends' houses/apartment buildings, lots of bars. You know, wherever I can spread my stuff.

I was once really drunk in the backseat of my friend's car on a highway and I had to pee so badly that I was in pain. The next exit wasn't for miles and we couldn't pull over, so I grabbed my friend's Arnold Palmer can (a pretty decent sized can), leaned over, and relieved myself into it. Problem was, I had a ton in me. My friends kept telling me "naw man, you won't fill it up!" but it just kept going.

I just finished as it was overflowing out of the rim of the can. 16 oz. of pee. We rolled down the window, made sure no cars were around us, and I chucked it into the median. My can of pee exploded all over the side of the road and shot the can a few feet into the air. It was awesome.

And that's my story.