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12-24-2010, 04:29 PM
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Two things right off the bat:
1) Mods, if even just talking about porn is considered verbotin, mea culpa, feel free to delete this thread. Not trying to violate any rules here, and I swear the story is safe for work and kids, just really freakin' weird.
2) Yes, I know: THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS! Sorry.
Anyhow...so this morning I'm hanging out surfin' for porn on the internet
(...what, that's a surprise? Puh-lease. You'd rather I read Wikipedia or update my Facebook status? Pfft, I've got some pride.)
and I happen to come across a photo spread of a very attractive female model hanging out all naked-like on the porch of an apartment building... AND I SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT IT'S MY OLD APARTMENT!!!!
No kidding. I looked closely (heh-heh), I checked out the buildings in the background and the details of the wall and railing and I am 100% positive that this photo spread was taken on the front porch of an apartment in Cambridge MA where I lived for 3 years in the 1990's.
YEAH BABY!
So the thing is...my wife loved that apartment. To this day she talks about how that was the best place we ever lived. She would love to see that apartment again in some photo spread on teh internetz. Only just not with some nekkid girl draped all over it.
Do I show her?
Do I not show her, but tell my male friends?
Do I tell my old landlord?  |
12-24-2010, 04:35 PM
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12-24-2010, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic pm me a link or it didn't happen, dammit! | QFT
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12-24-2010, 05:00 PM
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12-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic pm me a link or it didn't happen, dammit! | If you end up PMing links, PM it to me as well.
(Not that I'm looking for porn, there is certainly no shortage of that on the internet. I'm just curious about the picture in question.) |
12-24-2010, 05:25 PM
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12-24-2010, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by line6man If you end up PMing links, PM it to me as well.
(Not that I'm looking for porn, there is certainly no shortage of that on the internet. I'm just curious about the picture in question.) | I'm curious too. Send me a link before this thread gets cut. 
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12-24-2010, 05:51 PM
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12-24-2010, 05:55 PM
| | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | This thread has great potential... though only those who ask may see it 
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Originally Posted by geeza I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
12-24-2010, 06:34 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | It's 8:30 on Christmas eve and I'm on TB, begging for a PM....... 
I'm not sure if I should click the link, or hang myself with my belt in the closet..... 
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12-24-2010, 06:38 PM
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(Or PM it to me, and I'l do it )
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12-24-2010, 06:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | | I'm with you there, Phalex.
Funny story about the porn, though. That's pretty awesome.
I got all excited once because a scene in the show "Burn Notice" was filmed like 4 blocks away from my house.
I think your story is cooler though.
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12-24-2010, 06:42 PM
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12-24-2010, 06:47 PM
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This is how depressing Christmas is this year, nothing to look forward to except for a porn pm 
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12-24-2010, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy Hey,...if there are no restrictions on your pr0n watching; show it to her. The nostalgia could get you laid. | I'm in agreement.
It's funny how something related to porn comes up and all you's are drooling all over the place for a link. I mean most of you (in all likelihood) don't even know the place. You just want to take a peek at the chick, that's all, eh?
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12-24-2010, 07:36 PM
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12-24-2010, 07:39 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Metro Detroit | | | What the heck....may as well send it to me too. |
12-24-2010, 07:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kolkata (Calcutta), India | | Better check the age on the profs Hoover. You won't wanna get sued for showing a minor porn 
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12-24-2010, 07:55 PM
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12-24-2010, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by champbassist Better check the age on the profs Hoover. You won't wanna get sued for showing a minor porn | Probably a good idea. No need to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
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