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12-19-2010, 05:08 PM
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ages ago i were having sex and 'feeling like making love' by bad company came on..
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12-19-2010, 05:30 PM
|  | Friends, Romans, Bass Players... | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Spencer, MA, USA | | | Wow, you must be the same age as me! And it was ages ago since I had sex, too!
OK, back to football. GO PATS!
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12-19-2010, 05:35 PM
| | | | First marriage. Our German Shepherd stuck his nose in my butt.
My wife started laughing and said, "it could have been worse. He might have mounted you."
I was not so amused. Suffice to say that was the end of that session.
Canine coitus interuptus.
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12-19-2010, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by stratovani  Wow, you must be the same age as me! And it was ages ago since I had sex, too!
OK, back to football. GO PATS! | this was a time when i had sex, never said the last time i had sex were ages ago
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12-19-2010, 05:37 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Close to Los Angeles, CA | | | Isn't there already a thread for songs that have came on during sex? |
12-19-2010, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis First marriage. Our German Shepherd stuck his nose in my butt.
My wife started laughing and said, "it could have been worse. He might have mounted you."
I was not so amused. Suffice to say that was the end of that session.
Canine coitus interuptus. | hahahaha bad times mate
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12-19-2010, 05:41 PM
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12-19-2010, 05:41 PM
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12-19-2010, 05:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | Well, it depends. Do you mean while having sexytime with a partner? |
12-19-2010, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium Well, it depends. Do you mean while having sexytime with a partner? | Rosy and her five daughters don't count as partners?
Wow, if that's the case, I've had a lot less sex than I care to think about.
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12-19-2010, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rob_thebassman ages ago i were having sex and 'feeling like making love' by bad company came on.. | What if it had been St Winifred's School Choir singing 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma' though, what a travesty that would have been  ; )
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12-20-2010, 09:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | I had my iPhone in a dock playing some tunes, and my alarm went off. Because the phone was in the dock, the alarm sound played quite loudly through the dock, and apparently it doesn't turn off by itself.
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12-20-2010, 09:54 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York City | | | Just this past weekend while me & the missus were going at it one of our cats comes into the bedroom and proceeds to loudly vomit all over the floor!
That's probably not the weirdest thing that's ever happened, but it's the most recent weird thing. |
12-20-2010, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoover Just this past weekend while me & the missus were going at it one of our cats comes into the bedroom and proceeds to loudly vomit all over the floor!
That's probably not the weirdest thing that's ever happened, but it's the most recent weird thing. | damn man thats sick
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12-20-2010, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis First marriage. Our German Shepherd stuck his nose in my butt.
My wife started laughing and said, "it could have been worse. He might have mounted you."
I was not so amused. Suffice to say that was the end of that session.
Canine coitus interuptus. | My dog gets a beef rib and gets put in the other room when we do it. We always keep the "sex bones" handy.
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12-20-2010, 10:10 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | I remember a girlfriend used to like to make love with Pink Floyd's "Wish You were Here" on in the background... 
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12-20-2010, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield I remember a girlfriend used to like to make love with Pink Floyd's "Wish You were Here" on in the background... | You mean she felt like you weren't? 
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12-20-2010, 10:13 AM
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12-20-2010, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by bassybill You mean she felt like you weren't? | 
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12-20-2010, 10:42 AM
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