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05-24-2010, 10:00 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | Well...Goodbye.
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Again, I mean.
It's that time of year again. Time for my yearly pilgrimage to the hippie farm. I'm going to go live in a flexible nylon hut on the side of a hill in central Texas surrounded by hippies and acoustic music.
I'm going to the Kerrville Folk Festival. It starts this Thursday.
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05-24-2010, 10:04 AM
| | | | Cool dude! (But if I catch you creep'in into my tent, I'm gonna burn you with my spliff!)
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05-24-2010, 10:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas-ish Texas | | | It sounds awesome. I'll have to check it out some time since I'm in the state.
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05-24-2010, 10:11 AM
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05-24-2010, 10:16 AM
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05-24-2010, 10:23 AM
| | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I really don't get on here as much as I used to. I don't know why. I'll blame facebook. That makes as much sense as anything else.
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05-24-2010, 10:24 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Vortex of sin and degradation | | Bring back pictures for the "Chicks at shows" thread.  |
05-24-2010, 10:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by warnergt  Bring back pictures for the "Chicks at shows" thread. | Splendid idea!
Texas' June heat + drunk Hill Country chicks = 
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05-24-2010, 10:29 AM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | subscribed ...
The others were a hoot, iirc.
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05-24-2010, 10:43 AM
| | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by warnergt Bring back pictures for the "Chicks at shows" thread. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Splendid idea!
Texas' June heat + drunk Hill Country chicks = | There are a definite plentitude of utterly adorable women at the KFF. But I've never gotten the hang of posting pics.
One in particular that I got a pic of last year was pretty gorgeous, amusing, and a bit disturbing.
I went to check in at Staff Central for my shift, and the girl who was signing me in started flirting by proxy. As in :"I've got a friend here on the ranch who would totally be into you. Do you want me to make some arrangements?"
She got as far as basically guaranteeing oral sex from said friend before I could tell her I married. Only a few sentences after that did she bother to mention that the friend in question is a guy.
*crickets*
I'm pretty hopelessly heterosexual. So I had a REALLY difficult time trying to figure out what to say to that. Apparently her friend must really like big bearded guys. I still laugh at the disappointed look she gave me when I said I was straight. I'm sure I've made a lot of women sad by telling them I was straight before, but not in that particular way.
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05-24-2010, 10:55 AM
| | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | GET THE PICS. I will help you get them posted. You can just email them to me and we'll get them on the CAS thread.
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05-24-2010, 11:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Delhi, India | | | wow hippie farm! awesome!
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05-24-2010, 12:15 PM
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05-26-2010, 04:27 AM
| | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | Well I'm down to about twentyfour hours till I leave and I'm feeling a little overwhelmed and how much crap I have to do to go.
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05-26-2010, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Bard2dbone There are a definite plentitude of utterly adorable women at the KFF. But I've never gotten the hang of posting pics.
One in particular that I got a pic of last year was pretty gorgeous, amusing, and a bit disturbing.
I went to check in at Staff Central for my shift, and the girl who was signing me in started flirting by proxy. As in :"I've got a friend here on the ranch who would totally be into you. Do you want me to make some arrangements?"
She got as far as basically guaranteeing oral sex from said friend before I could tell her I married. Only a few sentences after that did she bother to mention that the friend in question is a guy.
*crickets*
I'm pretty hopelessly heterosexual. So I had a REALLY difficult time trying to figure out what to say to that. Apparently her friend must really like big bearded guys. I still laugh at the disappointed look she gave me when I said I was straight. I'm sure I've made a lot of women sad by telling them I was straight before, but not in that particular way. | Now there's a story to never tell your kids 
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05-26-2010, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by drteeth Now there's a story to never tell your kids | Too late. My daughter(16 yrs) already knows. I haven't told my son(25 yrs). But that's because if I try to tell him anything, he puts on his best sarcastic tone and interrupts the first sentence with "That's a great story. You should tell it at parties."
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05-26-2010, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Bard2dbone My daughter(16 yrs) | Hello, I'm username n/a
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05-26-2010, 05:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | | Is it true you get drunk quicker on less in the heat? :S |
05-26-2010, 05:43 AM
| | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | Medically that makes sense.
You tend to get somewhat dehydrated easily in the heat. Less fluids in your body = less blood. Less blood + the same alcohol = more drunk. Less blood to get the same drunkenness = less beer = save money!
But I don't know that anyone has ever done a study. Maybe you could volunteer. But how much of a bummer would it be to be in the control group?
"Oh I'm sorry. You don't get to drink beer and party. You get lemonade and yardwork. But hey. Have fun."
Scary.
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05-26-2010, 08:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | Dont let this hut fall on you.
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