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05-17-2011, 02:12 PM
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05-17-2011, 02:14 PM
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she does have a legitimate disability though. From what I've read, it can actually be quite painful.
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05-17-2011, 02:16 PM
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05-17-2011, 02:17 PM
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05-17-2011, 02:19 PM
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05-17-2011, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht Oh boy, there's a video....>.< | it's not as good as you would have hoped for 
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05-17-2011, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by blendermassacre it's not as good as you would have hoped for | 
That's not what I meant....well, kinda not what I....never mind.
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05-17-2011, 02:33 PM
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05-17-2011, 02:38 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | How about alcoholism, can't people sue for the right to drink on the job?
In all seriousness, I once worked a temp job where a guy was sent home because he smelled like booze; he told me it was their loss, because he had been drinking for so many years that he had a permanent case of the shakes, and his hands would only stop shaking after he'd had a drink. So with a drink under his belt, he could be a productively employed citizen, but without being allowed to drink, he couldn't even do menial jobs. |
05-17-2011, 02:42 PM
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That's not what I meant....well, kinda not what I....never mind. |
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05-17-2011, 03:00 PM
| | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bongomania Kleptomania is a disease, right? Maybe a klepto should sue for the right to steal from their employer. |
false analogy. The act of relieving your stress as a Kleptomaniac violates another's property rights. Ms. Bezerra harms nobody and violates nobody's rights by masturbating.
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05-17-2011, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser false analogy. The act of relieving your stress as a Kleptomaniac violates another's property rights. Ms. Bezerra harms nobody and violates nobody's rights by masturbating. | personally I'd have gone for narcolepsy myself. Yeah I know - different animal but still
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05-17-2011, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser false analogy. The act of relieving your stress as a Kleptomaniac violates another's property rights. Ms. Bezerra harms nobody and violates nobody's rights by masturbating. | Exactly!
I'd totally high five this woman, her lawyer, and the judge. Sucks about whatever condition she may have but this story reeks of pure awesome, lol.
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05-17-2011, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser false analogy. The act of relieving your stress as a Kleptomaniac violates another's property rights. Ms. Bezerra harms nobody and violates nobody's rights by masturbating. | 
Wouldn't bother me at all if her desk were next to mine...far be it from me to keep Ms. Bezerra from being able to function.
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05-17-2011, 03:10 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Exactly!
I'd totally high five this woman, her lawyer, and the judge. Sucks about whatever condition she may have but this story reeks of pure awesome, lol. | I would hope that you consider washing your hands somewhere along the line?
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05-17-2011, 03:12 PM
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05-17-2011, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by nutdog 47 times/day isn't normal? | I'm assuming it's less than normal?
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05-17-2011, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Gard Wouldn't bother me at all if her desk were next to mine...far be it from me to keep Ms. Bezerra from being able to function. | Pssh, wouldn't bother me, neither. Who am I to rob Ms. Bezerra of her rights? Now the missus, on the other hand....yeah, something tells me to leave that part of it out when asked, "How was work?" 
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05-17-2011, 03:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | I'm not so sure that it doesn't violate someone's rights. I'm assuming she has her own closed office to perform these acts or else it might.
On another note, how productive of an employee could she be? Assuming she sleeps for 8 hours each day, masturbating 47 times a day is every 20 minutes while awake. How long does it take to diddle and wash before returning to work? Has to be more than 5 minutes. Just by her masturbation alone, she is wasting at least 25% of the workday.
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05-17-2011, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony Pssh, wouldn't bother me, neither. Who am I to rob Ms. Bezerra of her rights? Now the missus, on the other hand....yeah, something tells me to leave that part of it out when asked, "How was work?" | If you worked next to her, the misses would rob you of more than your rights.. 
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