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03-10-2010, 02:59 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | What Beer Best Goes With Your Grilled Cheese As Youre Shaving Your Crotch & Texting?!
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I thought I'd save everyone some time by combining the 4 various threads. Please keep your comments vague**.
I like a nice creamy stout with my grilled cheese.
*Edit: 5. Ive combined 5 threads. I think I win.
**Edit Edit: Thats like 6 or 7 now, I lost count.
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03-10-2010, 03:02 PM
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Thank,Matticus,for performing this valuable cervix.
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03-10-2010, 03:03 PM
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03-10-2010, 03:03 PM
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03-10-2010, 03:11 PM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | Everything goes good with a nicely prepared grilled cheese. If I had to choose just one though, I'd go with a well poured Black & Tan made from Guinness and Bass Ale served at room temperature. Gotta be careful though while shaving and texting at the same time as enjoying your grilled cheese and drinking. Dangerous combo if you're not wearing the proper safety gear.
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03-10-2010, 03:14 PM
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03-10-2010, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania I thought I'd save everyone some time by combining the 4 various threads. Please keep your comments vague**.
I like a nice creamy stout with my grilled cheese.
*Edit: 5. Ive combined 5 threads. I think I win.
**Edit Edit: Thats like 6 or 7 now, I lost count. | You left out "While Driving on the Bad Roads in my town". 
(I'm here to help. Help what you ask? Uh. Yeah. [runs away] )
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03-10-2010, 03:40 PM
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03-10-2010, 03:58 PM
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03-10-2010, 05:51 PM
|  | I hate. | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The state of denial. | | | I'd be pretty pee-ohed if a lady were making me a grilled cheese sandwich and texting at the same time. I want full, undivided attention paid to that sandwich. Unless she's calling her hot friends over to help make that sandwich. That is permissible (encouraged).
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03-10-2010, 05:54 PM
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Now, if we're talkin a blumpkin, something nice and strong. 
I just vomitted.
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03-10-2010, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Smurf-o-Deth I'd be pretty pee-ohed if a lady were making me a grilled cheese sandwich and texting at the same time. I want full, undivided attention paid to that sandwich. Unless she's calling her hot friends over to help make that sandwich. That is permissible (encouraged). | What if she's doing her personal grooming while grilling your cheese?? |
03-10-2010, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Thank,Matticus,for performing this valuable cervix. | Shouldn't that be "deforming" ?
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03-10-2010, 05:59 PM
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03-10-2010, 06:32 PM
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...but if I had to it would be drinking a Natty Boh with one eye closed
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03-10-2010, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker What if she's doing her personal grooming while grilling your cheese?? | that's what i was thinking! guiness to help hide the pubes?
oh, and make mine with breast-milk cheese (if we are gonna be all-inclusive).
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03-10-2010, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania I thought I'd save everyone some time by combining the 4 various threads. Please keep your comments vague**.
I like a nice creamy stout with my grilled cheese.
*Edit: 5. Ive combined 5 threads. I think I win.
**Edit Edit: Thats like 6 or 7 now, I lost count. | a forty of Olde English never fails.
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03-10-2010, 09:29 PM
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03-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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03-10-2010, 09:41 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover I imagine a nice wheat ale. Light, not-distracting, good, quick finish, hopefully unlike the grilled cheese.
Now, if we're talkin a blumpkin, something nice and strong.
I just vomitted. | The trick with drinking beer while getting blumpkinned is simply keeping your mind away from thoughts that try to solve the mystery of what you ate the day before. At first, it seems like good, productive distraction to keep the activity going as long as possible, but as soon as your mind starts using your nose to start solving the mystery, it distracts the girl and the magic is lost. Trust me I'm an expert. A lot of research went into the facts of this post. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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