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05-04-2008, 02:44 PM
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some of these kids have no respect. they dont agree with my political or religious views and they think that i am foolish for believing what i believe. i wish they would just get off my lawn. 
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05-04-2008, 02:45 PM
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05-04-2008, 02:48 PM
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05-04-2008, 02:50 PM
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05-04-2008, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser but I like your lawn... | dont make me release the dog 
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05-04-2008, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser but I like your lawn... | kinky
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05-04-2008, 03:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | I suppose next we'll see an I HAVE LIBERAL PARENTS thread. "Help! My parents are totally liberal and they are forcing me to stop believing in God and quit getting haircuts and taking baths. And they're trying to get me to like Marilyn Manson."
And then to complete the square, there will be an I HAVE CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN thread. "What do I do? My kids are spending their time listening to Stryper while doing their homework and they go to church at least once a week."
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05-04-2008, 03:27 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | Longer standing members will likely disagree with this assessment, but simply based on my two years or so here, I'd have to say that Off-Topic Jumped The Shark about a month or two ago when parody threads became increasingly prevalent.
Well, back to Effects I go. . . |
05-04-2008, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO Longer standing members will likely disagree with this assessment, but simply based on my two years or so here, I'd have to say that Off-Topic Jumped The Shark about a month or two ago when parody threads became increasingly prevalent.
Well, back to Effects I go. . . | Bah! You could abandon the shores of the Sea of Sameness, or you could set sail aboard the SS No One Has Any Idea What I'm Talking About. I chose the latter, my friend, but I respect your decision, land lubber.
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05-04-2008, 03:44 PM
| | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_v_s Bah! You could abandon the shores of the Sea of Sameness, or you could set sail abourd the SS No On Has Any Idea What I'm Talking About. I chose the latter, my friend, but I respect your decision, land lubber.
Mike | My ex-fiance once told me that it was easy to tell whether I was enjoying myself at a party. She said that when I was having a good time, I would say things to make everyone laugh. And when I was having a bad time I would say things that only about 0.5% of the general population would find as funny as I did.
Maybe you're right and OT is just becoming that kind of party. And if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes. |
05-04-2008, 03:44 PM
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05-04-2008, 03:50 PM
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Relationships are more important than lawns...
Perhaps you should attempt to speak with them nicely and show them your not such a bad guy... |
05-04-2008, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO And if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes. | LOL! Love me some Beasties! 
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05-04-2008, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO Longer standing members will likely disagree with this assessment, but simply based on my two years or so here, I'd have to say that Off-Topic Jumped The Shark about a month or two ago when parody threads became increasingly prevalent. | Agreed,
because the new breed
is a lame lot, indeed. |
05-04-2008, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO My ex-fiance once told me that it was easy to tell whether I was enjoying myself at a party. She said that when I was having a good time, I would say things to make everyone laugh. And when I was having a bad time I would say things that only about 0.5% of the general population would find as funny as I did.
Maybe you're right and OT is just becoming that kind of party. And if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes. | Well, if that's not the funniest thing I've read on here all day... |
05-04-2008, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO
Maybe you're right and OT is just becoming that kind of party. And if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes.
| So you are having a good time?
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05-04-2008, 05:07 PM
| | | | Ever watch the MTV show where they try to find their kid a new boyfriend or girl friend?
Those kids are the rudest ill mannered kids ever. I would never put up with the way they talk to the parents. Of coarse it's probably all staged anyway. |
05-04-2008, 05:07 PM
| | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by LowBSix Treat people as you would have them treat you...
Relationships are more important than lawns...
Perhaps you should attempt to speak with them nicely and show them your not such a bad guy... | ah, I see you are relatively new here. This is a parody thread (a parody of my "parent" thread), a trend started I think by Nino Valenti, which has recently reached unprecedented proportions.
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05-04-2008, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO My ex-fiance once told me that it was easy to tell whether I was enjoying myself at a party. She said that when I was having a good time, I would say things to make everyone laugh. And when I was having a bad time I would say things that only about 0.5% of the general population would find as funny as I did.
Maybe you're right and OT is just becoming that kind of party. And if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes. | No gravy, please.
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