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05-27-2011, 09:07 AM
| | | | What do carrots have to do with bass?
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I seriously don't understand those carrot jokes .
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05-27-2011, 09:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic. They fry, a song begins; they roast and I hear violins, it's magic. Why do I kid myself? Other loves that I have are all really few. When in my heart I know, the magic's my love for you.
Bugs Bunny,1951
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05-27-2011, 09:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Yuma, Az | | | What DON'T carrots have to do with bass?
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05-27-2011, 09:17 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:18 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:20 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:20 AM
| | | | I still don't understand it.
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05-27-2011, 09:22 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:23 AM
| | | Perhaps it has something to do with synaptic degradation in the brain when exposed to certain chemicals. 
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05-27-2011, 09:25 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:29 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:31 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Carrots grow in the mud, the bass reproduces the sound of mud. See the correlation?
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05-27-2011, 09:32 AM
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05-27-2011, 09:39 AM
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05-27-2011, 10:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | I find it difficult to make a salad without either, or both, or something.
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05-27-2011, 10:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | | The first rule of Talkbass is, you do not talk about Talkbass. Hence, we talk about carrots. |
05-27-2011, 10:35 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | carrots are phallic, basses are phallic.
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05-27-2011, 10:37 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | Carrots enhance your night vision so that we don't fall off the stage in a dark club.
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05-27-2011, 10:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Anaheim California | | | Mmmmm carrots
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05-27-2011, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Carrots enhance your night vision so that we don't fall off the stage in a dark club. | good theory except, you left out the part about beer consumption totally negating the effects of better night vision.
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