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Old 03-03-2013, 06:24 PM
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What do a gallon of milk, fuel injector cleaner and TurboTax have in common?

That's what the guy ahead of me bought at Price Club today (Costco, to the uninitiated).
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:29 PM
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Primary ingredients for making crystal meth !
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:32 PM
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Primary ingredients for making crystal meth !
Hmmm ... never thought of that. LOL.
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:41 PM
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One time, I went to Wally World and bought Pop Tarts, a 5 quart jug of motor oil, and fishing lures.
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I'd hazard that your average meth manufacturer probably doesn't have much use for turbotax.
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I have already walked out of Big Lots with an odd combination of purchases.
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:54 PM
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Windshield wipers, a Valentine's day card, and a burrito. Thanks Walmart.
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:58 PM
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Aziz Ansari has a really funny bit about this sort of situation, but I'm on my phone, so no link.......
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:03 PM
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Hmmm ... never thought of that. LOL.

He's either running a meth lab or planning a night of romance that will be very, very special !
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:15 PM
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My recent favorite was six institutional-size jars of Miracle Whip and a bottle of Kaopectate. Duuude.



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How about copy paper, draino, peanut butter, a funnel and a package of gum...
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I once bought nyquil, cigarettes, monastat 1, and petroleum jelly at wal greens.
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I know a guy from another music forum that tried to buy something strange like whipped cream and condoms. The cashier kicked him out of the store, and then he realized that what he was buying looked ridiculously kinky, despite having no intentions of doing anything weird.
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What do a gallon of milk, fuel injector cleaner and TurboTax have in common?

He's planning a bank heist. Except you only need a quart of milk.
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Old 03-04-2013, 02:20 AM
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I once bought nyquil, cigarettes, monastat 1, and petroleum jelly at wal greens.
Yeah, but that makes sense.
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Old 03-04-2013, 03:21 AM
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What's 'TurboTax'?
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:52 AM
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Software to file income taxes.
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