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03-02-2008, 09:17 PM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | |  What do you know about San Bernardino California ?
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What do you know about San Bernardino California ?
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03-02-2008, 09:18 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | What I know
Nickname: San Berdoo.
Location: South of me.
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03-02-2008, 09:19 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | All I know is that it's hotter there than it is here. |
03-02-2008, 09:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: S.E. Connecticut, USA | | | Hells Angels had a chapter there. |
03-02-2008, 09:25 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | It lies at the bass of the San Bernardino Mountains. That gives you access to some killer terrain. Hiking, mountain biking, camping in the summer/fall. Snowboarding in the winter/spring. You're about an 1 hr to 1.5 hours to the beach from there. |
03-02-2008, 09:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: S.E. Connecticut, USA | | | Frank has a song about it.
Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino Lyrics
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato
She's in love with a boy
From the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute
When they let those suckers go
(Yeah-hey! Suckers!)
He got slobberin' drunk at the Palomino
They give him thirty days in San Ber'dino
Well there's forty-four men
Stashed away in Tank "C"
An' there's only one shower
But it don't apply to Bobby
You may think they're
Dumb an' lonely
But you're wrong
'Cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An' a cheap little ring
They don't care
'Cause it don't mean a thing
Looka there . . .
They don't care
Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin' a wheel-o
He's her Tootsie
She's for real-o
Trailer park heaven
It's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
The rest of their lives
In San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
In San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Down in San Ber'dino
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in San Ber'dino
Just 60 miles, 60 miles
Down the San Ber'dino freeway
They got some dark green air
An' you can choke all day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Say now,
Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no
ZULCH is the auto works
I'm tellin' you
That's where they take
All the cars that they hurt
Come on and let's all go down to San Ber'dino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Let's-a go down down down
Down in San Ber'dino
Wouldja b'lieve it
Wouldja b'lieve it now, come on
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
(Got to call it)
San Ber'dino
(C'mere)
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
(Oh, God, they all stay there)
The rest of their lives
In San Ber'dino
Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato
I really am
(Ketchup!)
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03-02-2008, 09:30 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | | Where Ozzfest is held. San Bernadino county contains Ontario which contains the Ontario Mills Mall which contains the last remaining Kenny Roger's Roasters in the USA. |
03-02-2008, 09:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | 
thats about all i know 
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03-02-2008, 09:34 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5
thats about all i know | That's Encino, knucklehead. 
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03-02-2008, 09:35 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar That's Encino, knucklehead.
We're you leaving? | That's San Dimas, dude.
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03-02-2008, 09:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar That's Encino, knucklehead.
Weren't you leaving? | wrong jonathan 
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03-02-2008, 09:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | In a recent thread I read that you can't drink in public in most places around California. Assuming that San Bernadino follows this horrific pattern, I'd say it sucks like all the other places in California where you can't drink in public. I'm now going to turn to my bartender and tell him I need a go cup for my pitcher and head out.
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03-02-2008, 09:40 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 wrong jonathan | Wow talk about wrong on all accounts. AND I was snotty about it too. Have a beer folks. Carry on.  |
03-03-2008, 01:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: riverside, ca | | | umm, what do you want to know about san bernardino?
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03-03-2008, 02:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY | | I know that Ken Griffey, Jr. played minor league ball there. I only know that because I still have some of his minor league card sets from San Ber'dino. I lived near Seattle his rookie year and I was a nut about him. Not so much anymore.
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03-03-2008, 09:47 AM
| | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mattq umm, what do you want to know about san bernardino? | Anything constructive you can offer.
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03-03-2008, 09:59 AM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 wrong jonathan | I think it was jonathanD that promised/threatened to leave. Not sure if he/she/it is going to San Berdoo.
And I believe they have construction there. 
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03-03-2008, 10:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Northern VA | | | There's a song about it on the new Mountain Goats album Heretic Pride, in stores everywhere. |
03-03-2008, 10:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5
thats about all i know | IRON MAIDEN!! |
03-03-2008, 10:16 AM
| | | | I like the Eagles of Death Metal song of that name.
Edit: it's actually called San Berdoo Suntan
Tapping time with one good finger
I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger
We make plans and then
We head out to San Bernardino
We get gas at the local P & M
Buy a coke in a can made of tin
We drink fast because
We're headed out west to San Bernardino
And we shall miss Carolina
And the east coast as opposed to the west
But we won't shed any tears though
Nor even be sad because we know
The western desert is the best
I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine
We'll hit the road again at 10 minutes to 9
Me and this girl I think she's pregnant
And we're headed to San Bernardino
And then when we hit Texas
We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat
We'll stop on over in Dallas
And visit my friend but we can't stay
For more than a week
I've got the south in my veins
But California in my mouth
And that's the simple reason
Why I'm leaving the south
Me and this girl and she's so foxy
And we're heading to San Bernardino
That was close
We crossed the Tennessee state border
They would've locked us up by the sheriff's order
Yes we're freaks, but they can't touch us
Out west in San Bernardino
And we shall miss Carolina
And the east coast as opposed to the west
But we won't shed any tears though
Nor even be sad because we know
The western desert is the best
I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine
We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
Me and this girl and she's so foxy
And we're headed to San Bernardino
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