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Old 05-19-2011, 06:51 AM
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Didn't see a post of it anywhere on here.

Don't know if it's real or not, but I thought it was funny.

Those injuries certainly seem consistent to me
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It's not real, but a great story. (I think it was posted in the funny picture thread a few days back)
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:08 AM
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Aww, I had a feeling it wasn't real, shame tho!
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You know it's not real because the 4 Marines would be in jail on assault charges and the robber would be free and getting a ridiculous amount for "damages" in a civil court action.
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:21 AM
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You know it's not real because the 4 Marines would be in jail on assault charges and the robber would be free and getting a ridiculous amount for "damages" in a civil court action.
sad but true...
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Yeah, it's not completely false, but...
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We can only hope its true.
Still very funny.
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You know it's not real because the 4 Marines would be in jail on assault charges and the robber would be free and getting a ridiculous amount for "damages" in a civil court action.
Yup. Disgusting.
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Yup. Disgusting.
I'm all for invalidating agressors before they do more damage, and of course I don't think they "deserve" any money due to their intentions, but I don't really see breaking a downed man's remaining limbs as legitimate defense.
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I'm all for invalidating agressors before they do more damage, and of course I don't think they "deserve" any money due to their intentions, but I don't really see breaking a downed man's remaining limbs as legitimate defense.
Eh, to each their own.
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I'm all for invalidating agressors before they do more damage, and of course I don't think they "deserve" any money due to their intentions, but I don't really see breaking a downed man's remaining limbs as legitimate defense.
Meh, depending on whether or not I had my coffee, I'd probably sneak in a few kicks to the ribs for good measure.
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