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08-10-2008, 09:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: London, Ontario | | | What if your wife would tell you the kid might not be yours ?
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billy jean, is not my lover
she's just a girl
says I am the one
but the kid is not my son
.... so what would you do if your s/o would tell you that the kid might not be yours ?
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08-10-2008, 09:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Smack a ***** 
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08-10-2008, 09:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | | Definately start freaking out.
Something along the lines of "WHAT KID?!?!? WHAT WIFE?!??! IS THIS THE FREAKING TWILIGHT ZONE?!?!?" |
08-10-2008, 09:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by funkalicious101  Definately start freaking out.
Something along the lines of "WHAT KID?!?!? WHAT WIFE?!??! IS THIS THE FREAKING TWILIGHT ZONE?!?!?" | lmao
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08-10-2008, 09:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | | If I was married, I would be happy that she singed the pre-nup paperwork and throw her ass out the door to the wolves.
Lying whore.. |
08-10-2008, 10:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sydney (Australia) | | | Remove kid with a wire coat hanger..................problem solved!
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08-10-2008, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Gruntollio Bass Remove kid with a wire coat hanger..................problem solved! | roflcopter |
08-10-2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedPissah roflcopter | You called? 
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08-10-2008, 10:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | | Whoa... |
08-11-2008, 12:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | I would get DNA test, and then kill the man who fathered the child.
Because he's a threat if he is more beautiful then me.
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08-11-2008, 02:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rochester, NY | | | Remember the Finger Bang episode of South Park where Randy tells his story about being in a boy band?
"SEE YA!"
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08-11-2008, 02:46 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Karl Hoyt Basses | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: upstate NY | | | This is not my beautiful car, this is not my beautiful wife, letting the days go by.....
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08-11-2008, 03:00 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Omaha, Nebraska | | | Laugh, she looks exactly like me! It might not be hers!
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08-11-2008, 03:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wabash River Valley | | | This happened to a buddy of mine. He was over here in Ko-rea and his old lady got pregnant shortly after he returned from leave. The bad part was, it was his BEST FRIENDS kid. How about them apples? |
08-11-2008, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pacman Laugh, she looks exactly like me! It might not be hers! |
Dude, I'm so sorry.  Kidding.
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08-11-2008, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TehRoflCopter You called? | Hahahahaha :') |
08-11-2008, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Vic Winters Dude, I'm so sorry. |
Bite me
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08-11-2008, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Pacman Laugh, she looks exactly like me! It might not be hers! | Your daughter is bald too? 
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08-11-2008, 04:42 AM
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Operator: prophecysound systems | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Tallinn, Estonia | | One of my friends who is a doctor keeps telling me the number of guys who raise kids who are not their own is 'significant'. I can't find any real stats, just articles like this: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...767021109.html
When my daughter was born, my Mum visited us all in hospital and took cheek swabs of my daughter and myself, then went to work - she used to be employed as a microbiologist doing DNA testing and analysis for the police here - and confirmed her as 'mine'.
My (now-ex) wife was such a tramp, there was some doubt just whose child it was.
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08-11-2008, 05:26 AM
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