What makes you so special?

J. Crawford · #1 02-16-2009, 10:11 AM

What are the requirements of being a "known poster" on TB? I mean, I heaar jokes about Username, Toasted, Mark Wilson, etc. every day on TB. Not that I really care, but I just wondered what it takes to be special.

Because I wanna be special! TB needs a short bus.

Kind of a rant, but I have always wondered this. And N/A, bask in the glory of being called "special".

username n/a · #2 02-16-2009, 10:14 AM

I'm just friggen' awesome. At lease that what I keep telling myself.

bryan bailey · #3 02-16-2009, 10:15 AM

Absolutely nothing.

username n/a · #4 02-16-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bryan bailey

Absolutely nothing.

I resent that.

J. Crawford · #5 02-16-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

I'm just friggen' awesome. At lease that what I keep telling myself.

Okay, Sir Username, what does it take to be awesome? I make my fair share of quirky jokes, ignorant humor, and pick on the new kids. Why must N/A be so grrreat.

Oh, and Santucci too. Add em to the list.

MilkyMcMilkMilk · #6 02-16-2009, 10:27 AM

i make every article of clothing i wear look great.
yes even the womens ones

come here everyone, and see how good i look

santucci218 · #7 02-16-2009, 10:29 AM

You want a tip? Get a memorable avatar first, and then just be friendly.

capnsandwich · #8 02-16-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by santucci218

You want a tip? Get a memorable avatar first, and then just be friendly.

But whatever you do don't get an avatar of Richard Simmons because everyone will think you look just like Richard Simmons. I speak from experience.

MilkyMcMilkMilk · #9 02-16-2009, 10:33 AM

i want one of adrianna lima, i'm gonna go look at my victorias secret catalog now.
i'll be back in about 45 seconds

Kaneesel · #10 02-16-2009, 10:33 AM

Lots of money...with money you can bribe TB to give you an avatar and extra lines in your signature...They call it supporting.

Oh yeah. thats right, i'm broke. ah snap.

bassteban · #11 02-16-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by santucci218

You want a tip? Get a memorable avatar first, and then just be friendly.

Or exteremly sarcastic. Case in point: Munjibunga, who everyone may have forgotten as he seems to have dumped his avatar.

MJ5150 · #12 02-16-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordasch

......I just wondered what it takes to be special.

My favorite football team having SIX Super Bowl rings sure helps my case.

-Mike

J. Crawford · #13 02-16-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bassteban

Or exteremly sarcastic. Case in point: Munjibunga, who everyone may have forgotten as he seems to have dumped his avatar.

I have noticed.

And Capn, I do remember you for you pictures of Richard Simmons. Im taking the Avatar tip as a best bet. Just need the cash.

MilkMilk, wanna work the corners to make me the cash?

J. Crawford · #14 02-16-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MJ5150

My favorite football team having SIX Super Bowl rings sure helps my case.

-Mike

40 minutes from Sixburgh. Im a fan too.

PSPookie · #15 02-16-2009, 10:44 AM

Try stalking the qintar and agreeing with everything everyone says.

That should do it.

**Ívar Þórólfsson** · #16 02-16-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PSPookie

Try stalking the qintar and agreeing with everything everyone says.

That should do it.

Yeah, that worked so well for what's-his-face-again who ended up being slapped really hard with the modstick into the banned territory.

Mark Latimour · #17 02-16-2009, 10:55 AM

If you have 20% or more of the number of posts Lindquist has, you are on your way. If you don't know who Lindquist is, you are not.

username n/a · #18 02-16-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ívar Þórólfsson

Yeah, that worked so well for what's-his-face-again who ended up being slapped really hard with the modstick into the banned territory.

He didn't get banned, he left because everybody made fun of him.

PSPookie · #19 02-16-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ívar Þórólfsson

Yeah, that worked so well for what's-his-face-again who ended up being slapped really hard with the modstick into the banned territory.

Good point.

Here are some alternative strategies:

1) Lose the pride, post a ridiculous amount and develop a fixation with asian women

2) Avoid posting anything relevant or helpful. If fact, you should forgo reading the OP entirely for any thread in which you intend to post. If possible, post nothing but lolcats anf fail pics.

3) Become a grumpy and embittered old man. Rant about how everything in the world today is evil and should be made illegal because you don't like it.

4) Make up stories about your life and playing. Post slight variations of these stories to different internet forums. Start a post about the latest improbable catastrophy that has occurred in your trainwreck of a life.

5) Start threads that will quickly become derailed and locked. Once a thread is locked, start another.

These are just a few ideas but I'm sure a recipe for success can be found in there somewhere.

**Ívar Þórólfsson** · #20 02-16-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

He didn't get banned, he left because everybody made fun of him.

Meh, banned, self imposed exile...the end result was the same.