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04-29-2009, 04:58 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati | | | What they don't teach in Music School
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All those years of study and practice! Never would I have guessed these requirements. (perhaps had I not spent the time practicing.......) http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/muc/1145452283.html
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04-29-2009, 05:06 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | Um...Don't audition for them. Just a feeling.
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04-29-2009, 05:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kadena AB, Okinawa, Japan | | | wow.... |
04-29-2009, 05:14 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | That "illegal alcohol" is nasty!! 
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04-29-2009, 05:36 AM
|  | I took the one less traveled by | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reims, Champagne, France | | | I guess the guy doesn't expect female musicians filling these requirements to show up. That would be fun. |
04-29-2009, 05:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | DO IT! |
04-29-2009, 05:40 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazz Ad  I guess the guy doesn't expect female musicians filling these requirements to show up. That would be fun. | Actually I see nothing in that ad that would preclude a young woman fulfilling their requirements! 
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04-29-2009, 05:44 AM
| | I took the one less traveled by | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reims, Champagne, France | | | Barfing on instruments a plus! |
04-29-2009, 05:47 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Must have own Shergold!
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04-29-2009, 08:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Netherlands | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazz Ad Barfing on instruments a plus! | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield Must have own Shergold! | Why are you saying that on an ad that says '2-5 years of experience of ONE NIGHT STANDS on a daily basis.'? 
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04-29-2009, 08:03 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | I read that as all-night gigs in different towns - I don't know what you are implying ....
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04-29-2009, 08:05 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | Seems legit.
Looks like I'm moving out to Cincinnati. |
04-29-2009, 08:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Coatesville, PA | | | Those bastards will never find a gun toting alcoholic drug using one night stand man pro bassist to replace me. So what. I'm over thirty. |
04-29-2009, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson Seems legit.
Looks like I'm moving out to Cincinnati. | Not so fast there. I don't think you meet the requirements. Show us the gun.
It's not going to be easy for you to negotiate on the "must have" status of having a gun without having a gun. |
04-29-2009, 10:38 AM
|  | curiously looking back at what once was beautiful | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oregon | | Quote:
Seeking band members between the ages of 20-30
Must haves (negotiable)
1) a GUN
2) 2-5 years of experience abusing illegal DRUGS and ALCOHOL
3) 2-5 years of experience of ONE NIGHT STANDS on a daily basis.
| This will work it's way on to most respectable conservatory curriculums eventually.
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04-29-2009, 10:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Florida | | | *sigh* That only reaffirms my belief that craigslist musician's classifieds are turning to crap too.
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04-29-2009, 10:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio | | | Who needs music schools?
I don't play bass - I AM A BASS PLAYER - not juliard-trained mind you,
Reply to: comm-1051944055@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-26, 5:39PM
just a "natural" so i've been told. Think Robert Redford in "The Natural"!! Want groove, then, we got-groove!! Call Guy **** for an interview (614)###-####
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://columbus.craigslist.org/muc/1051944055.html
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04-29-2009, 10:52 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Hmm. Well I've always wanted a gun. Think I'll apply. |
04-29-2009, 10:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson Seems legit.
Looks like I'm moving out to Cincinnati. | Not before I get the gig though! |
04-29-2009, 11:45 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York City | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Beta It's not going to be easy for you to negotiate on the "must have" status of having a gun without having a gun. | Funniest. Post. Ever. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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