What was the worst thing you ever said to anyone ?

[MAJOR METAL]

What was the worst thing you ever said to anyone ? Fully mask your profanity.A Priest that I had the misfortune of working with but fortunately I didint have to live with just before he was thrown out I let it be known that I didint believe in abortion till I met him. He was a first class parasite.

[TheRagingSwede]

One time I told a buddy of mine that he could "go &^@# %$*&^@# %*&^@ $%*% !$^$^@ %*&^@# to *&$^@!## #%*&#$#."

It was pretty bad.

[f'nar f'nar]

You know when someone says "I fornicated with your mum last night" and you reply with "My mum is dead"

I once used that comeback around someone who's mother had died of cancer ther year before, I felt so terrible for ages afterwards.

[fenderhutz]

I was at a bar with friends and my friend told the very HOT bartender to make him a drink. Surprise him. So she made him the drink and said "It's a family favorite".

So we are drinking and she was also tending to some tables outside of the bar area and there was dude there that looked like a leather tannery got ahold of him. You can tell he spent a good part of his life with good ol' Jack Daniels in hand.

I though I would pipe up and get a laugh and starting talking like Andy Rooney "You ever wonder why, people that drink there whole life get yellow and leathery, like that guy over there".

My two friends were busting out laughing and I look at her and she has a cold dead stare on here face. She replies "You mean my father......."

My bar tab was 5 bucks and I left her 30 and apologized and walked out.

I still cringe when I think about it.

[MAJOR METAL]

Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar

You know when someone says "I fornicated with your mum last night" and you reply with "My mum is dead"

I once used that comeback around someone who's mother had died of cancer ther year before, I felt so terrible for ages afterwards.

Someone had said that to me in Military School and I nearly took his head of his neck since I am in the same situation.

[JonathanD]

When I was a kid, I was in a christian family.
I told a girl she would go to hell for something. You never know which thing has how much effect on people, she is a devour christian today:/
Jonathan

[f'nar f'nar]

I didn't say it to her, I just said it in her presence, I'm not suprised, if I where in her situation I would have killed me

[MakiSupaStar]

Not a single word of it would can be posted here.

[santucci218]

i managed to drop the c word a few times to a girl and she almost beat me up!

[mike_v_s]

Not proud of it really, but "I hope you die with a **** in your mouth" ended a very matter-of-fact statement to a former friend as to why he had landed in the "former" category. I made sure not to raise my voice or curse too much because I wanted him to know I meant every last word.

I feel quite bad about it now. Wishing that kind of ill on someone isn't healthy for a guy.

Mike

[steve21]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Not a single word of it would can be posted here.

Yeah, seriously.

A nice one from Bill Hicks is "You shoulda been a *******"

Mm. Edited. I guess I understand why, MM. Sorry 'bout that.

"The release containing the cells that would enter the egg and eventually be born as you should have been used in oral satisfaction" hopefully isn't taking it too far. It certainly doesn't have the same ring to it.

[jrthebassguy]

Get thee to a nunnery.

[eedre]

Highschool freshman days... everyone was into the "your mom" or "I ______'d your mom"

One day after football practice I commented on a senior's mother saying I'd rather _____ his mom than his sister.

He said "Don't ever talk about my family that way again." I felt really bad and still do cause he was a good guy.

[Valerus]

My brother's adopted. Once when I was younger, he pissed me off and I replied...

"Shut up, you're not even real."

[santucci218]

Originally Posted by eedre

Highschool freshman days... everyone was into the "your mom" or "I ______'d your mom"

One day after football practice I commented on a senior's mother saying I'd rather _____ his mom than his sister.

He said "Don't ever talk about my family that way again." I felt really bad and still do cause he was a good guy.

for some reason that made me lol.

[eedre]

Originally Posted by Valerus

My brother's adopted. Once when I was younger, he pissed me off and I replied...

"Shut up, you're not even real."

harsh dude!

[santucci218]

Originally Posted by Valerus

My brother's adopted. Once when I was younger, he pissed me off and I replied...

"Shut up, you're not even real."

[Valerus]

Originally Posted by eedre

harsh dude!

I was a piece of **** kid when I was younger.

I am really nice now, thanks to God.

[santucci218]

Originally Posted by Valerus

I was a piece of **** kid when I was younger.

I am really nice now, thanks to God.

amen brother.

[ADbassman]

Yeah...no point in even masking mine.

Simply can't be posted.