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Old 08-04-2010, 09:23 AM
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What would be the most awkward/funniest song to come on during "romance time?"

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One time Pinch & Roll came on the itunes

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No joke, once I shtooked to the sounds of "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" It was actually strangely stimulating.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:28 AM
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R Kelly songs are very awkward IMO...they always make me feel like he's in a corner, watching. Happened once or twice.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:28 AM
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I was watching a comedy last night and this subject came up. It was described by the term 'audio contraceptives' Made me laugh my head off.

Pretty much any whiney break up song would ruin the mood for me.

Or, in the ridiculous sector: Barbie Girl? Go Go Power Rangers? (a pat on the back to anyone who gets the reference) or The Macarina? Mia Mia?

Actually, I know what would win it.

The Indiana Jones Theme.

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Or, in the ridiculous sector: Barbie Girl? Go Go Power Rangers? (a pat on the back to anyone who gets the reference) or The Macarina? Mia Mia?

Actually, I know what would win it.

The Indiana Jones Theme.

I wouldn't mind groovin to Power Rangers or Barbie Girl. Or the Macarena. Got some cool rhythms
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:32 AM
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Apache by Sugar Hill Gang is actually a winner...you should try it.
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R Kelly songs are very awkward IMO...they always make me feel like he's in a corner, watching. Happened once or twice.
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R Kelly songs are very awkward IMO...they always make me feel like he's in a corner, watching. Happened once or twice.
No, he's watching from the closet.

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No joke, once I shtooked to the sounds of "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" It was actually strangely stimulating.
not to sound too judgmental, but... ewwwwww.


we had the radio on the nite of my first act of intercourse. duran duran came on, i think it was hungry like the wolf. i was a self-righteous rock'n'roller and was rather bugged by the timing.

these days, i find rain and thunder storms to be a great background soundtrack.
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:02 AM
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A very bad live version of Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:04 AM
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:17 AM
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Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) by Ween.

Suddenly, it just got sexier...
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I won't listen to music during the act...Music is too distracting. Don't want to loose turgidity because my head is floating away into a bass groove. Its like George with the TV and the Sandwich...too much.

Although the other day me and lady where having some fun in the morning and my alarm clock went off blaring some RATM, not exactly appropriate to the situation.
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Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) by Ween.

Suddenly, it just got sexier...
ROFL!

I think that beats out Barbra Streisand's Wind Beneath My Wings for worst possible song to come on during intercourse.
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:29 AM
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I won't listen to music during the act...Music is too distracting. Don't want to loose turgidity because my head is floating away into a bass groove. Its like George with the TV and the Sandwich...too much.
My thoughts exactly, I prefer not to hear music during. Warming up or afterwards is fine.
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