What's the Worst Pain You Have Endured?

[whoatherechunk]

The title says all. I've broken my arm twice, fractured an endless amount of bones, bruised numerous body parts, received stitches for various lacerations, torn some ligaments on my calf, but the worst pain I have ever endured was:

A Testicular Contusion from getting kicked in the groin from a soccer ball from point blank. I've never felt so many crappy symptoms for so long (testicle pain, lower abdominal pain, headaches, stomach aches, back pain, thigh pain, kidney pain) from one injury.

What have you guys been through? (This is not a masochistic thread. Sorry )

[Cerb]

I got a conch piercing a few weeks ago that hurt horribly. It, however, wasn't pierced, but dermal punched at 0 gauge.

[bassteban]

Taking a wizz after becoming severely dehydrated. Felt like I was being stabbed w/a white hot nail.

[fourstringdrums]

Getting a bladder tap. I was really young but I remember passing out from the pain and not remembering anything else after that.

For anyone who doesn't know, a bladder tap is when they insert a long ass needle into your bladder (while you're conscious) and withdraw urine.

[Rumzini]

Speaking of kidneys.....passed a stone a few years ago. That's ll i wanna say bout that.

[Curtybob]

Nothing on the level of kidney stones... ouch. I'd say I feel your pain, but I frankly don't want to.

But the worst I've endured was a pisser of an ingrown toenail That lasted the better (or worse, rather) part of 5 months before it cut through the end of my toe and stopped getting infected. It was on the open side of my big toe, and there was no comfort in any pair of shoes I tried. I do contruction work, so there were several times where I bumped it hard enough to stop and drop. Then, we had a guy working for us (I'm half owner) that was rowdy, and always wanted to wrestle because I'm pretty big. Inevitably, he'd step on my toe. He nearly died on several occasions.

I hate letting something so tiny get the best of me, but it got me for 5 long months. I should've went to the doctor, but I guess I never learn.

[Trevorus]

Broke my leg. That hurt a bit. Nothing really sticks out in my mind that much. I have a high pain tolerance.

[68Goldfish]

I had a kidney stone once that liked to kick my ass sideways untill I got rid of it. It woke me up in the middle of the night and if it wasn't for the lack of blood I would have thought that somebody snuck in my room and shot me it hurt so bad.

[iamlowsound]

The worst that I remember were the migraines after a class 3 concussion. Sure glad those stopped after a month.

lowsound

[Rumzini]

Mine was stuck in the , Ureter (SP?). Apparently the tube between the kidney and the bladder...ohhh just the most sensitive part of anybody's body the doctor told me. Was stuck there for a few hours...a few doses of Demerol, morphine, a Nitro tablet, then another dose of Demerol and the pain finally stopped feeling like a dull samurai sword being twisted in my gut...and more like a like an -80 went off inside. eventually all of the dope caught up to me and I was in La La land for the rest of the afternoon and night....best high ever! Then it wore off and the pain came back. They were gonna slide something up my frickle to go and retrieve the sucker...however the pre op x-ray showed it was MIA. So they let me go home since it wasn't hurting. After drinking about 500 gallons of water, the next morning while relieving myself I feel a lil something go through and........tink....against the porcelain. Of course they want me to retrieve it myself for analysis. Tiny jagged lil sucker. Of course what happens before I can take it to the lab...I lose it...so we never find out what in my diet had caused it. Thankfully haven't had another....but ya never know.

[Munjibunga]

Years ago I was in a motorcycle accident in which my right femur broke and came right out through the side of my leg, leaving my foot lying right next to my head.

But that was an orgasm compared to that kidney infarction I had in '05.

[Kyon`]

Hm, I don't know mine is a bit inappropriate for these boards...

[joel kelsey]

kidney stones by far

[3506string]

testicular torsion. Actually was onset while I was playing. felt like I had diarrhea, got kicked in the nads, and had dizzines and nasea all within like a five minute period.

[Rumzini]

My stone wasn't exactly pleasant. However a thread has been done like this one before and I do believe Bard will have to link the old one...I think he wins every time.

[lowendmafia]

Anyone ever hook up with a girl that they shouldn't have hooked up with? If so, you may know the "Q-tip test." I would say it would be between said STD test/torture or a spinal tap.

[Jiggybass]

One time I crashed bad while biking, and got knocked for a few mins.

When I awoke I rolled over to get up, and my shoulder just snapped and crackled to loudly that I jumped! Turns out I had dislocated my shoulder, when I rolled on it it popped back, causing a slight crack in my shoulder blade, and a level 2 separation. I couldn't move my arm without pain intense enough to bring me to my knees. 2 years later it still hurts if I reach for something sideways, or sit against anything for too long, or lese my whole shoulder blade gets incredibly sore

[Alvaro Martín Gómez A.]

Originally Posted by Curtybob

Nothing on the level of kidney stones... ouch.

I can tell you about it! Let's go back in time:

And now let me proudly present...

I can't believe this (warning: Some of you may find this disgusting)

[srxplayer]

Broke 4 vertebre in my back and cracked my sternum in the same get off. The pain in my chest was so bad that I did not realize I had broken my back. I could not breathe without serious pain for weeks. It was swolen so bad and was so painful that I nearly passed out when my friends tried to get my chest protector off.

I did not realize how bad my back injury was untill they got me in the truck and started driving me to the hospital. When I stated putting pressure on my spine while sitting in the truck that pain started to become agonizing.

It took months to recover from that and I had pain issues for months.

[Rumzini]

Oh my I remember those. I loved the photo shopped 1st one.

Originally Posted by Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

I can tell you about it! Let's go back in time:

And now let me proudly present...

I can't believe this (warning: Some of you may find this disgusting)