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Old 09-21-2008, 10:10 AM
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12 foot tall reptilian shape-shifting aliens living among us (including the British Royal Family and a few other people I forget). I'm serious. A friend pitched that one a few years ago. The scary part is that he didn't come up with it.....meaning there are others.

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That one about how rainbows were a display of the Government contaminating our water or something like that. It's on youtube, but I'm too lazy to look for it.
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That the earth isn't round.

Only because you think about what this conspiracy would acomplish...and there's nothing.
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That Star Wars is "evil".

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Found it. Now, I know that wikipedia isn't considerd a "credible" source, but I think that's a global conspiracy to undermine the value of the facts that wiki offers.

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According to writer David Icke, reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders are in fact related to 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking, reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconis, in the constellation Draco.

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald claims that she was a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, and that Diana told her that the British Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.[6] Icke also claims that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.

Icke draws connections between the reptilian aliens in his theories and the Annunaki depicted in Zecharia Sitchin's 12th Planet,[7] which has led to other conspiracy theorists referring to reptilian humanoids as the "Annunaki";[8] however, Sitchin himself has always described his Annunaki as purely humanoid.
After that, the rest of you guys can take your semi-believable conspiracy theories home.

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That bassist's should be heard.......

























But yeah, I think Mike wins.
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that 911 was made by your government...because its true
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WMD's in Irak, but that one was harmless, now freeeeeedommmmm prevails, the forces of evil have been subdued and now there is nothing to be affraid.
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Kennedy assassination by far.
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WMD's in Irak, but that one was harmless, now freeeeeedommmmm prevails, the forces of evil have been subdued and now there is nothing to be affraid.



BTW,Mike kinda won.That is überconspiracy.
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The official US government 9/11 conspiracy theory.
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ive also seen videos on the 7 foot tall aliens walking the earth..that one is a little too rediculous..even for me..
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Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
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