when a joke goes bad

[crispygoat]

(spoiler about the movie ps. i love you)


So I was bored and when to the movies, my friend was working so we talked. The movie P.S. I love you was playing.. then all of a sudden I decide to go open the doors to take a peak and the movie.. and decide to scream out THE DUDE DIES AT THE END... so, some people came down and started b213ching about my action but I was already gone, 10 minutes later I come back. Then this girl I know goes to washrooms and when she comes back, she tells asks me if I saw the movie ? I said no, and she said well the guy is dead..

Oh my did they get angry at my friend

[Loose Cannon]

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

[santucci218]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

that is priceless man!

[JacoLesFlea]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

[syciprider]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

[Mr. Black]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

Coffee burns when it comes out of your nose..... Bad....

This joke, however, was the ultimate in radness.....

[Pilgrim]

Originally Posted by crispygoat

(spoiler about the movie ps. i love you)So I was bored and when to the movies, my friend was working so we talked. The movie P.S. I love you was playing.. then all of a sudden I decide to go open the doors to take a peak and the movie.. and decide to scream out THE DUDE DIES AT THE END... so, some people came down and started b213ching about my action but I was already gone, 10 minutes later I come back. Then this girl I know goes to washrooms and when she comes back, she tells asks me if I saw the movie ? I said no, and she said well the guy is dead..

Oh my did they get angry at my friend

Where's the joke? You were incredibly rude to yell this out. You should have been thrown out of the theater. No sympathy here. Don't ever come to a theater in my town if you're going to act like this.

[Brad Barker]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

[awesome anecdote]

man, that's just like a scene out of an episode of family guy.

[Valerus]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

Post of the year nomination.

[vbsurfer3001]

Originally Posted by Pilgrim

Where's the joke? You were incredibly rude to yell this out. You should have been thrown out of the theater. No sympathy here. Don't ever come to a theater in my town if you're going to act like this.

I think the joke was that he hadn't seen or heard anything about the plot of the movie and was just goofing off, the going bad part was that he accidentally turned out to be correct. Still, a bogus move, but not quite as horrible.

[Vince S.]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

Amazing.

[Oxblood]

Originally Posted by Pilgrim

Where's the joke? You were incredibly rude to yell this out. You should have been thrown out of the theater. No sympathy here. Don't ever come to a theater in my town if you're going to act like this.

Are you serious? lol

Funny story crispygoat, I always find it hilarious when people get so pissed about small, stupid things like that.

[morf]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

OK, here's one on me.....

I had just heard what I thought was a really funny joke.

I went into a store where I get supplies for my business, and asked the guy behind the counter, "What does a fat blonde and a stack of bricks have in common?" He grinned, and from behind me I heard a voice say, "I don't know, what do they have in common?" I turned around, and there stood A FAT BLONDE!!! A heavily made up, pretentious-looking, no-humor-allowed type fat blonde woman! I turned three shades of red, and stuttered "Um, never mind, it's not that funny..." She says, " Oh come on, tell me!" I mumbled something about having to go now, grabbed my things and left.

A couple of weeks later, I returned to the store, and had no sooner walked in the door, when one of the employees pointed at me, and several other employees rushed to the front counter. One of them said' "What's the punch line?" and they all started laughing! "We have been talking about you for the last two weeks!", they were saying. "Tell us the joke!!"

So...I looked around the store carefully, and said, "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

It took a couple of months to live that one down....

[Jiggybass]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

Funny Story.....

Kinda had something like this happen to a friend.

We are at a convenience store getting some snacks before a movie, and when we get to the cash my friend looks over at me and says: Cripes, I have no money!. He then looks on the ground and spots a 10, and I say: S**t, why can't I just find money that easily? and without a pause he just yells out "It's cause you're black!" (I'm not), then suddenly we look over at the cashier, and yelped, she was as dark as can be!

We ran pretty quick after that. I have yet to go back in there.

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by Pilgrim

Where's the joke? You were incredibly rude to yell this out. You should have been thrown out of the theater. No sympathy here. Don't ever come to a theater in my town if you're going to act like this.

Agreed. If someone did that when I was watching a movie, I would chase him down and exact some kind of appropriate revenge.

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by Jiggybass

[anecdote]

Just wow.

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

... "Sooner or later, they both get laid by a Mexican."

Please tell us, why is it important to the punch line that it's a Mexican?

[funkalicious101]

Because then its offensive not only to fat people and blonde women, but mexicans aswell.......?


questionable edit: Would you prefer a black guy?

[Oxblood]

Originally Posted by hbarcat

Please tell us, why is it important to the punch line that it's a Mexican?

Stop being so uptight, the joke was a riot.

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by Oxblood

Stop being so uptight, the joke was a riot.

No problem. I just wanted to make sure that the punchline really was that Mexicans' standards of beauty are so low that they get stuck with the fat chicks, and that their ability to work is limited to menial tasks like stacking bricks.

I have to admit, that joke was at least as funny as the one about how blacks are unable to get money.

Carry on.