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Old 11-22-2010, 02:24 AM
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finish the sentence.


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Old 11-22-2010, 02:45 AM
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Start some sort of fruit and veg wholesale business?
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:18 AM
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:22 AM
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beat the **** out of life untill it gives you lemonade.
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just say eff the lemons and bail
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:30 AM
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:37 AM
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just say eff the lemons and bail
i was waiting for that to show up.

my personal favorite:

"you clone those lemons, and make super lemons."

5 points for pointing out the reference
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:50 AM
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finish the sentence.


OT madness ensues.
That was exactly what I thought this thread would be about when I saw the thread title
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Old 11-22-2010, 04:08 AM
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Old 11-22-2010, 04:40 AM
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... I ask life: "are these the best lemons for metal?"
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