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Old 11-18-2010, 10:45 AM
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Saw an interesting question:

Who first saw an egg come out of a bird's butt and said, "Hmm, I think that I'm gonna eat that thing." ?
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Me. It didn't come from the butt though. Trust me, that's no good to eat.
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I'm not sure, but it's pretty safe to say that it was before we developed writing skills. Or vocal skills for that matter .

Hmm, does that mean it could be one of the DB-side members? Them cats are old.

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Animals eat them. I'm pretty sure someone saw a predator eating eggs.
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Animals eat them. I'm pretty sure someone saw a predator eating eggs.
Well thanks for taking the funny out of the situation, Mr. level-headed answer
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Well thanks for taking the funny out of the situation, Mr. level-headed answer
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Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays.
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I have this thought regularly. The one that puzzles me the most is blowfish. If prepared wrong, it will kill you. After someone died the first time, why in the world did they keep trying?

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The other one is brussles sprouts. I can't see how someone ate one the first time and decided it was edible by humans. Blech!!

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I have this thought about burning things. Surely cooking appeared at one time.
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Actually, they ate them raw first, and after learning to make a fire & cook, they enjoyed hot eggs.
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It didn't come from the butt though. Trust me, that's no good to eat.
maybe not on a chicken...
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More like "I'd rather eat this thing right now rather than die of starvation".
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maybe not on a chicken...
Butt area. Because both for eggs and feces, there is only one way out---the cloaca, the utilitarian hole. I know, I know---ugh.
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Butt area. Because both for eggs and feces, there is only one way out---the cloaca, the utilitarian hole. I know, I know---ugh.
Sort of like a swiss knife. A horribly wrong avian swiss knife.
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The other one is brussles sprouts. I can't see how someone ate one the first time and decided it was edible by humans. Blech!!
Psh, Brussels sprouts are awesome.
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More likely, someone was walking through the woods, saw a wild bird's nest, and thought, "Ya know, I could finally use that frying pan for something & that might go great with some bacon"
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