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11-07-2008, 11:16 AM
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After much dispute, this has officially been settled: Quote:
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11-07-2008, 11:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | This has been settled for some time already. JT banned Chuck Norris from the internet.
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11-07-2008, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound This has been settled for some time already. JT banned Chuck Norris from the internet.
lowsound | Half the people in the US haven't even heard of the state I live in- it takes a while for news to reach these parts  .
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11-07-2008, 11:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Memphis,Tn | | Lake Ponch? I haven't heard of it either...
Like named after that guy from CHiPs?  |
11-07-2008, 11:59 AM
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11-07-2008, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Disraeli Gears | O-khey... That was pretty silly... |
11-07-2008, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Georynn O-khey... That was pretty silly... | Incredibly. Now imagine living there  |
11-07-2008, 01:06 PM
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11-07-2008, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Colorado | | | I've always thought that Christopher Walken could kill chuck norris with a wave of his little finger. |
11-07-2008, 01:16 PM
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11-07-2008, 01:21 PM
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11-07-2008, 01:25 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Jason Bourne or Aragorn could smoke Chuck.
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11-07-2008, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MJ5150 Jason Bourne or Aragorn could smoke Chuck.
-Mike | Smoked chuck...
HMMM burger-time.  |
11-07-2008, 01:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Illinois, Nebraska (college) | | I don't see what's so great about Chuck Norris. If you think he's BA go watch a Clint Eastwood western. Seriously.   |
11-07-2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GunslingingBird I don't see what's so great about Chuck Norris. If you think he's BA go watch a Clint Eastwood western. Seriously. | Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
As well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, Chuck Norris is also a world renowned physicist. It was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with Stephen Hawking. Hence the wheelchair.
When Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, he saw Chuck Norris sitting in a LA-Z Boy on the other side. |
11-07-2008, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Georynn ...Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night... | I LOL'd
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11-07-2008, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 I LOL'd | and my new favorite:
The Chinese built the Great Wall of China to try and keep Chuck Norris out. Of course, it didn't work, and with a single karate chop, Chuck Norris reduced all their wooden houses into little sticks. To this day, Chinese people eat with 'chop sticks' so they'll always remember the price of irritating Chuck Norris...
Oh or
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
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11-07-2008, 01:59 PM
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he ran out of women.
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11-07-2008, 02:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. 
oops....one more
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Ok. Honestly....only one more.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist!
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11-07-2008, 02:02 PM
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