Who here uses pomade?

[Kenbuntu]

My hair is the driest, coarsest, and curliest thing in the world, and i have some pomade lying around here. It says work a dab or two in my hair, but that doesn't do ****. Thats like trying to polish your entire car with 2 drop of wax. It's not going to happen.

So, What do you use and how do you use it? I'm just trying to get some life into that thing.

[GeneralElectric]

What the hell is pomade? Some kind of fruit?

[Kenbuntu]

Not really.
Actually no.

Its kind of like wax that you put in your hair? Is this a man law violation?
It shouldn't be.

Anyway, unlike my last serious thread, I've gone to google, and have come back empty handed. I need EXACT proportions. None of these take a little in your hand and emulsify nonesense.

[GeneralElectric]

I know what it is, it was a joke.

A friend of mine uses it. He puts it on his comb when he brushes his hair. Not too much either.

If there's a rockabilly section on the double bass forum, you might wanna ask there.

[Unrepresented]

I tried using it but I think my hair is too fine for it, went back to other "product." My old man's always used it, but he's well... an old man.

[Grizzly700]

I use it, i have thick and coarse hair too, gel just isn't strong enough for me. I get a good scoop on my index and middle fingers, then rub it together on my hands. Don't get too much though or your hair gets slimy.

[Kenbuntu]

Jokes are pretty hard to understand over the internet without a little j/k thing

Anyway, i've never actually used a comb in the past few years ahahaah.

[Kenbuntu]

What brand do you guys use? Right now i have some "got2be" junk. Don't think it works.

And when do you guys put it in? Wet hair? after shower? dry hair? wet hair then put it in?

Thanks.

[Grizzly700]

I usually put it in with my hair slightly damp, and I used to use American Crew Pomade, but now I use the Axe stuff. They both work about the same.

[LilRay]

When I use it I heat it up with my hair dryer, makes it more pliable. My hair is thick too, and heating it up helped. Lessons learned Living in Memphis,Tn.

God Bless, Ray

[steamthief]

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

[sonic assassin]

im sure this violates man rules.. but i was young at the time.

i had got2be glued once.. it took 3 days to wash out. it didnt set right away, so i had to hang my head upside down for about 20 minutes.

ive got thick hair. ive lost a pen in there before.

i used pomade once. i was going out to a club one night and my buddy asked if i wanted to use some of his stuff. apparently pomade. went to bed with a mohawk.. woke UP with a mohawk. rock solid. loved that stuff.

[Bryan R. Tyler]

Originally Posted by steamthief

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Beat me to it ya jerk

[Joe Gress]

[LilRay]

Originally Posted by joeinsprings

Ah the old Royal Crown Hair Dressing.

That movie Rules Joe

God Bless, Ray

[Joe Gress]

Originally Posted by LilRay

That movie Rules Joe

One of my favorites.

[Kenbuntu]

haha.

I've also seen these new Axe products? Anyone use them yet?

[machine gewehr]

Pomade?
I'm really surprised you guys sre still actually using the word "pomade".

Its still one of our best jokes,but I cba to explain it right now.I'm sure you feel very sad about that but you gotta have to deal with it.

[warwick.hoy]

Violation of Man Law 190c.

[Kenbuntu]

Damn.












But wait. Dont you have to be in your twenties and already married for these things to apply? If not, what happens now?