I was thinking that TBers might have a favourite person with whom they would like to indulge in 'Jive Talking' - like the famous joke "Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive!"
I was thinking maybe somebody from the Jazz era - like Louis Armstrong :
(Urban Dictionary)
1) Jazz slang from the 1930s and 40s. The language of swing.
Cab Calloway produced some "hepster dictionaries" in the form of free booklets given away with his recordings of the time.
1) first chap~ Get off the fence Hortense! Dig those real gone gates! They totally send me!
second chap~ Sir, are you talking jive to me?
Or maybe a comedian like Eddie Murphy for a more modern take?
But surely the ultimate would be "Mr T" from the A Team?
What do you think?