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Old 06-10-2010, 07:18 AM
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As I was leaving the break room at work this morning, a coworker who happens to be a large gay man was coming in.

Suddenly the fact that I used to work at Build-A-Bear workshop had a whole new meaning...
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:23 AM
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No biggie - I pretty much expected this thread had high 'fail' potential - but I'll explain and maybe it'll turn it around.

A "bear" is a large gay man. And no, I'm not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that...
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not that there's anything wrong with that...
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the fact that I used to work at Build-A-Bear workshop...
So there's assembly lines for building big Gay men? Were you the one who "stuffed the voiceboxes"?
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I was asked by a friend recently where I work and got a double-take when I replied "Graybar" - He didn't hear it that way... Apparently missed the first 'r'...

I don't know how my career path got so skewed, but someone somewhere has a twisted sense of humor.
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So there's assembly lines for building big Gay men? Were you the one who "stuffed the voiceboxes"?
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So you used to work in a steel mill?

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HA! - I was definitely NOT that person.

However, my office was directly under a giant sign that said, "fluffing station"...
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a poorly constructed, homophobic joke... wow.

also, "big" doesn't really define bear.."
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Please - I don't mean to offend or appear homophobic. But it's very possible that's exactly what I've done.

If that's the case, I'll ask the mods to delete this thread with my heartfelt apologies to any and all who it may have offended.
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I'm just confused about what you expected...
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a poorly constructed, homophobic joke... wow.

also, "big" doesn't really define bear.."
How on earth is the OP homophobic? Frankly I think you're being WAY over sensitive/analytical.
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Old 06-10-2010, 01:26 PM
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Let me start over...

The purpose of this thread was to encourage posting your own double entendre/misunderstand a phrase related humor.

Are we clear?







...I said 'clear'
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