To whom it may concern,

KeithBMI · #1 03-14-2009, 02:12 PM

I feel that my 2000 Dodge Dakota SLT, known as the "failtruck" by most TB members, was unjustly attacked at 9:05 PM on March 12th, 2009.

I should not have to remind you all of Rule #1 on these forums.

RESPECT

This so-called "failtruck" is still running strong with 140,000+ miles under it's timing belt. It saddens me that, on a forum with so many open-minded people, I have to defend such a beautiful vehicle.

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4. Switch scenes. All you need is a trucker hat worn sideways, a pair of baggy pants, and an unce unce lowered failtruck and you can pick up on a whole new set of dudes.

I do not wear a trucker hat, I do not wear baggy pants, and I do not blast catchy techno beats while driving through Pontiac.

So for all of you on the failtruck bandwagon:

Thank you for your time,
Keith

P.S. Here is a picture of the wintruck.

machine gewehr · #2 03-14-2009, 02:19 PM

Beautiful unce unce fail truck there.

Thanks for wasting my time though.

KeithBMI · #3 03-14-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by machine gewehr

Beautiful unce unce fail truck there.

Thanks for wasting my time though.

Bigot!

SpamBot · #4 03-14-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by machine gewehr

Beautiful unce unce fail truck there.

Thanks for wasting my time though.

+1000

shamus63 · #5 03-14-2009, 02:26 PM

I've got the same model/year Dakota, and it's been hassle-free...and damn-comfortable to drive in for gigs/road trips.

Paid it off 3.5 years ago, to boot.

No John Deer/Peterbuilt caps here, either.

santucci218 · #6 03-14-2009, 02:27 PM

man, that was a waste of my life, and thats really saying something.

CrispyDelicious · #7 03-14-2009, 02:31 PM

Where's the neon highlights under the frame? Or do they turn on automatically at the first sign of unce unce?

santucci218 · #8 03-14-2009, 02:45 PM

did i mention the waste of life?

KeithBMI · #9 03-14-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by santucci218

did i mention the waste of life?

You're just jealous because you don't have a car.

excane · #10 03-14-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CrispyDelicious

Where's the neon highlights under the frame? Or do they turn on automatically at the first sign of unce unce?

They turn on when Best of the Jerky Boys or Kid Rock starts playing on the ifail.

Joe Gress · #11 03-14-2009, 02:54 PM

Nice truck. I bet it runs better than my POS.

CrispyDelicious · #12 03-14-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by excane

They turn on when Best of the Jerky Boys or Kid Rock starts playing on the ifail.

LOL

gold_member_321 · #13 03-14-2009, 02:59 PM

Friend of mine has the same truck in green. It's got balls for a V6.

**Mark Wilson** · #14 03-14-2009, 02:59 PM

Keith, on behalf of all TB, I say Cry me a river.

Fontaine · #15 03-14-2009, 03:01 PM

Finally the infamous unce unce failtruck!

crispygoat · #16 03-14-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson

Keith, on behalf of all TB, I say Cry me a river.

That's like saying everyone on Talkbass is a failure...

Ben Lesser · #17 03-14-2009, 03:13 PM

To Keith,

Thank you for your time,
Ben

KeithBMI · #18 03-14-2009, 03:16 PM

steve21 · #19 03-14-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Lesser

To Keith,

Thank you for your time,
Ben

i lolled

Sandvich Hero · #20 03-14-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KeithBMI

This so-called "failtruck" is still running strong with 140,000+ miles under it's timing belt.

About time you change that belt, duh.

(maybe you can find one with painted eagles)