Now if any of you go naming your LEAST favorite TB moderator, I will kill your gerbils with a Bongo headstock.
That is not the point, although I'm sure we all know my least favorite TB moderator is Joshua.
Why, you may ask?
I do not like his funny name. It sounds foreign and makes my eyeballs hurt when I say it out loud - or even when I type it. Nor do I like his choice of outerwear. Also, his ears are not quite the same size and that makes me think he might be the devil.
But again, this is not the place to name your LEAST favorite moderator, although I assume we're all on the Joshua bandwagon, get your pitchforks and torches ready, am I right? Am I?
You know I am.
Don't say "Joshua" three times, that's all I'm saying about THAT.
That said, and I don't mean to bring any negativity into this at all, except for maybe a little bit towards YOU-KNOW-WHO, I won't say his name but his initials are JOSHUA, I am now prepared to name my favorite TB moderator, and you may rest assured it won't be anyone named Joshua.
I like Heavy Duty. Why, you may ask? Because he has TWO names, "heavy" and then "duty" and you can count them if you don't trust me, there are two.
PS: Hi, Joshua!