why did you eat that apple?

[DerHoggz]

has your doctor been telling you for years to eat better?

do your family members constantly tell you to lose weight?

were you bullied as a child for being fat?

did a serpent offer it to you?

are you anorexic and can't eat anything more?

was it the only thing you could find in the dumpster?

[stevetx19]

apples are tasty

[ShredderMaximus]

Except for the mealy red ones.

[MakiSupaStar]

I likes dem apples

[A.Diva]

What Steve said. They're great in smoothies and pies!

[A-Step-Towards]

God told me not to

[machine gewehr]

OT is going to be filled with these, isn't it...

[ShredderMaximus]

Originally Posted by machine gewehr

OT is going to be filled with these, isn't it...

Meh, better than the racism threads.

[machine gewehr]

Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus

Meh, better than the racism threads.

Yeah, true that.

Maybe I'll start one, why didn't you jump when you sat on that pineapple?

Was it because you didn't feel it?

Was it because you like the way pineapples feel on your butt, kinda like massaging your bottom with the thorn like skin?

Was it because you were abused as a child and you punish yourself by sitting on pineapples?

Was it because you had a pineapple accident when you were a kid and you only feel comfortable when sitting on pineapples as your butt-cheeks are shaped just like the perfect match to a pineapple, like a Lego?

[Stumbo]

Green apples...crunchy and tarty....mmmm....good.

[5StringBlues]

[TOOL460002]

Time to go to bed... and dream about pineaplle shaped butt cheeks, apple abuse, and, well, probably corn too.

[hover]

Someone told me there was poison in the seeds....oh sweet, sweet healthy lies.