Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus
Meh, better than the racism threads.
Yeah, true that.
Maybe I'll start one, why didn't you jump when you sat on that pineapple?
Was it because you didn't feel it?
Was it because you like the way pineapples feel on your butt, kinda like massaging your bottom with the thorn like skin?
Was it because you were abused as a child and you punish yourself by sitting on pineapples?
Was it because you had a pineapple accident when you were a kid and you only feel comfortable when sitting on pineapples as your butt-cheeks are shaped just like the perfect match to a pineapple, like a Lego?