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Old 06-09-2011, 04:21 PM
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Why does it take me all day to hang a set of blinds?

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Musicians shouldn't have to do these things. Just venting.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:23 PM
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I can build a house from scratch myself...but I'm not a musician, I'm just a guy who plays bass in a cover band, lol.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:25 PM
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Jeez. One set of blinds should take maybe 30 minutes (that includes drinking a beer while you're standing back and admiring your work).
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:32 PM
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I drink the beer while hanging the blinds and let my **** do all the hard work.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:34 PM
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I hear that. I hung blinds in my place on only 4 windows and it took me all day. In my defense I can't stand on a ladder for very long so I had to keep taking a break lol
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:36 PM
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You should have all the necessary tools assembled; a phone to call the local handyman. Drink beer and supervise until the job is done. If you help, the cost should increase by at least 50%.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:44 PM
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Old 06-09-2011, 05:07 PM
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Part of it is that you don't do it every day, so it takes longer to double-check yourself and make sure you're doing it right.

The other part of it is that you actually care HOW they are installed, because it's your house. As a result, you spend more time checking and re-checking and sweating details than any commercial installer can invest.
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OK. I exaggerated. 2 blinds. Half a day. But still.

One is up the correct way. The other, well, if ya ever sleep over my place just don't use it and it'll be fine.
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what, you don't just pop the old blind out of the two plastic thingies, and reuse them with the new blinds? that's what I do.
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Old 06-09-2011, 05:50 PM
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what, you don't just pop the old blind out of the two plastic thingies, and reuse them with the new blinds? that's what I do.
No. There were shades up when we moved in. I actually had to use a drill. And a screwdriver. The blinds have been sitting in front of me since october, waiting patiently for this day. If I could find my camera I'd post pics cuz I know you're all as excited about this as I am.
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Hey, that is a sense of accomplishment style moment, very satisfying, and very deserving of a multitude of beers, and some "reward sex". At least that is how I explained it to my Wife when I fix stuff on the "honey-do" list.

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No, I meant dishwasher.

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Hey, that is a sense of accomplishment style moment, very satisfying, and very deserving of a multitude of beers, and some "reward sex". At least that is how I explained it to my Wife when I fix stuff on the "honey-do" list.

Any time I have to put in some extra time to do something around the house I remind my fiancee that grilled cheese is gods gift to man.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:55 PM
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We got new blinds last year. A whole house of blinds, 18 windows, and one guy came to install them. He was gone about an hour and a half later. It was really an amazing thing to watch. Whack whack screw screw, hang. on to the next window.
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How do you know they're not one and the same?
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My **** is great at washing dishes, if you dont mind the streaks.
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:53 PM
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That is embarrassing that it took you so long. Maybe you should start attending the free DIY clinics at Home Depot on Saturdays. Brush up on your DIY skeelz.

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We got new blinds last year. A whole house of blinds, 18 windows, and one guy came to install them. He was gone about an hour and a half later. It was really an amazing thing to watch. Whack whack screw screw, hang. on to the next window.
We just ordered them ourselves - they are in, and just have to be scheduled for the install!
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:04 PM
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I hung five sets of 2" blinds in about an hour. You're doing it wrong.
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