Why are dog farts so nasty??

[Relic]

So I'm sitting here working, my dog lay sleeping comfortably next to my feet.

I hear this barely audible "sssssssssst!" like air leaking out of a tire.... my dog lifts up her head, looks at her arse with this puzzled look like, "woah, where did THAT come from??", then goes back to sleep....
In about 20 seconds, the worst smell imaginable permeates the air and everything in this office. GAG!!! I actually had to walk out for a few mins. What the heck is it about dog fart that makes it so nasty??

[robd]

ever smelled dog food?

[TJ55]

^Yes. Not to mention puddle water and dead things and whatever else they get into while outside and out of sight.

[CauliColin]

I have the same problem.
It's probably the food.

[Stinsok]

We adopted an adult Basset Hound a few years ago. We brought her home and let her come in the house. A few moments later, we had to open all the windows! Massive carnage and suffering!

[Phalex]

Do not add bacon grease!! The stench becomes weaponized at that point!

When my old dog was getting old and frail, we used to entice him to eat with the addition of bacon grease to his food. He could clear a room, and it had hang time! 20 minutes later it would still be there!

I have a pug these days, and she's a sneaky little thing. She'll be sitting in my lap, maybe 18 inches away from my nose when she'll cut one. She then gets up and jumps into my wifes lap leaving me in a haze of dog funk.

[MJ5150]

Hahaha Relic, our dog does the same thing. I like how she looks at me sometimes like I was the one who did it.

-Mike

[warwick.hoy]

Originally Posted by MJ5150

Hahaha Relic, our dog does the same thing. I like how she looks at me sometimes like I was the one who did it.

-Mike

Lawls,

I feel like my dogs' (x2) farts aren't any worse than my own.

[Downunderwonder]

Because the last place the fart frequented was up the dogs arse hanging around with dog turds. Ever sniffed dog turds? Farts are just tiny little airborne pieces of turd.

[5StringBlues]

They come from a dog's ass. Duh.





Edit: ^ What he said.

[Lakland55]

Originally Posted by Relic

So I'm sitting here working, my dog lay sleeping comfortably next to my feet.

I hear this barely audible "sssssssssst!" like air leaking out of a tire.... my dog lifts up her head, looks at her arse with this puzzled look like, "woah, where did THAT come from??", then goes back to sleep....
In about 20 seconds, the worst smell imaginable permeates the air and everything in this office. GAG!!! I actually had to walk out for a few mins. What the heck is it about dog fart that makes it so nasty??

Our dog (Rot/Hound mix) does the exact same thing...the smell is so rotten she can clear any room in the house instantly. We're sure its the food...and or the rawhide chews we give her.

[Jazz Ad]

Rotten meat. They eat nothing but meat.

[5StringBlues]

[MakiSupaStar]

When poo is not out of the realm of daily things to enter your digestive system, you can imagine that your actual poo would accumulate the natural poo odor of your own food plus pack the punch of that other piece of poo that you ate for breakfast. Therefore mathematically it looks like this. poo + poo = poopoo.

[Lakland55]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

When poo is not out of the realm of daily things to enter your digestive system, you can imagine that your actual poo would accumulate the natural poo odor of your own food plus pack the punch of that other piece of poo that you ate for breakfast. Therefore mathematically it looks like this. poo + poo = poopoo.

Its poop squared...craptactular!

[FL Knifemaker]

If your dog farts are that bad, you can buy stuff to put on their food. It's like Beano for dogs. My dogs are trained to go somewhere else of they have to fart!!

[macaroni tony]

My dog (well...my sister's dog) has some horrible, horrible gentle smelling farts. I don't really know how to describe it...it's like the smell of an evil bunny rabbit, if that makes any sense. To make it worse, she more often than not turns and wags her tail immediately after the bomb is dropped. I think she does it on purpose

[Relic]

Originally Posted by Lakland55

Its poop squared...craptactular!

Ok, so at what point does it become "dung" then?

[Relic]

Originally Posted by macaroni tony

My dog (well...my sister's dog) has some horrible, horrible gentle smelling farts. I don't really know how to describe it...it's like the smell of an evil bunny rabbit, if that makes any sense. To make it worse, she more often than not turns and wags her tail immediately after the bomb is dropped. I think she does it on purpose

HAHAHA!!! Ok, if this is not by far the most bizarre post yet in this thread I don't know what is!
How the heck can a fart be "horrible yet gentle-smelling". I'm now intrigued!

[Downunderwonder]

If you don't crap you die. Quid pro quo ones own farts are a sign of lack of impending death, therefore ones own farts smell good. Or am I alone?