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12-24-2008, 09:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Why don't we have anything better than toilet paper?
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Seriously, I can talk to people on the other side of the world in real time but I still have to wipe my ass with Paper!? God damn you would think in the last couple thousand years that we would have something better than this right now! But no, apparently that's to much to ask for! I'm sick of this, think about it its just ****in gross! Wiping feces up with paper. Why have been using this technology for thousands of years, this is just not acceptable! We, the people of the world, should demand something better than this! 
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12-24-2008, 09:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | it's called a bidet |
12-24-2008, 09:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, CO | | | Maybe I'm crazy, but this is an improvement over using ones fingers, as was common throughout history. |
12-24-2008, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers it's called a bidet | You're a bidet!
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-24-2008, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by username n/a You're a bidet! | *sigh* here we go again  |
12-24-2008, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers *sigh* here we go again | What are you trying to imply?
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-24-2008, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeff Martinez Maybe I'm crazy, but this is an improvement over using ones fingers, as was common throughout history. | Or corn cobs 
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12-24-2008, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech Or corn cobs | corn cob up your bum?  |
12-24-2008, 09:15 AM
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Endorsing Artist : Genz Benz | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago - LA | | | Dude....
If yer sh*ttin rockets and turtles, you might wanna change yer diet. But I would go the hose, wet-dry vac route.
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12-24-2008, 09:17 AM
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Ask, and you shall receive: http://www.cleanbutt.com/ |
12-24-2008, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by TheoFly | like i said, it's called a bidet |
12-24-2008, 09:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | If I use a bidet wont my *** be wet after I use it?
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-24-2008, 09:23 AM
|  | I took the one less traveled by | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reims, Champagne, France | | | Modern time bidets have a built-in dryer.
Anyway automoisting toilet paper is even better.
Me I like to use oak leaves in the forest. |
12-24-2008, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers corn cob up your bum? | After the corn is stripped off, the cob is usually nice and soft. A couple passes usually removes all of the leftover skidmarks
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12-24-2008, 09:26 AM
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12-24-2008, 09:27 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | bidets are great. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Regular toilet paper works a lot better than the last few pages of a Steven King novel. Been there, done that.
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12-24-2008, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech After the corn is stripped off, the cob is usually nice and soft. A couple passes usually removes all of the leftover skidmarks | 
tell me more oh guru of wiping bottoms! |
12-24-2008, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TheoFly | Holy crap, Batman! I need one of these!
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12-24-2008, 09:34 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Yes, as other people have mentioned, the bidet.  |
12-24-2008, 09:38 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Muusers
tell me more oh guru of wiping bottoms! | Until he becomes a parent, he certainly is not. Bottom-wiping skill increases exponentially when you're changing diapers multiple times a day.
BTW - Baby wipes do a great job for cleaning bottoms of all ages. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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