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Old 12-27-2010, 08:54 PM
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I don't because I'm too big... for now

EDIT: My mancard has been taken about 3 times now I figure I might just be better off with my slightly more ambiguous and far more appealing to emo chicks, "Certified, Not Female" Card .
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Old 12-27-2010, 08:59 PM
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I do dress like a model. Unfortunately, I look like one of the "Before" models in workout commercials.





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Old 12-27-2010, 08:59 PM
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Well?

I don't because I'm too big... for now

EDIT: My mancard has been taken about 3 times now I figure I might just be better off with my slightly more ambiguous and far more appealing to emo chicks, "Certified, Not Female" Card .
I got hit on by a model at a party my freshman year of college. The only problem was the model was a dude
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:00 PM
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I got hit on by a model at a party my freshman year of college. The only problem was the model was a dude
I've been hit on by a model too... and by model I mean 30-something dude that works the register at Target . Not exactly a high point in my life, lol.
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I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names.
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:01 PM
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Only model experience I had was some fun times on a wall in an alley behind a pub in Leeds...
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:18 PM
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Why was this moved to Misc? It has nothing to do with music, lol!
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:27 PM
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:33 PM
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I messed around with this model from the Philippines.... she was very fun... in many different ways!!
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:45 PM
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Because I'm 55 and it's just not real important to me. I dress like a guy with comfortable clothes on.
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Old 12-27-2010, 10:01 PM
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:17 AM
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I do dress like a model. The one I see in the mirror.
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:21 AM
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I have dated two models, both were psycho hose beasts.
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:21 AM
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I have to temper my overall awesome visuals by dressing like a homeless person or I'd be swimming in naked women. Fabio was my stunt double until he got wrinkles & couldn't pull it off.
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:26 AM
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I have dated two models, both were psycho hose beasts.
I was almost literally ROFLing right there . Psycho Hose Beasts... I gotta remember that it I join a thrash metal band!

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I have to temper my overall awesome visuals by dressing like a homeless person or I'd be swimming in naked women. Fabio was my stunt double until he got wrinkles & couldn't pull it off.
Your screename gave you away. I knew right off that bat your were a natural female lightening rod !
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:40 AM
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Because I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:39 AM
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I would,if I were to be a model in a beer commertial with my awesome beer belly.

I don't because...see above...
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Old 12-28-2010, 06:09 AM
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:19 AM
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I like wearing gray and attaching bits of sprue all over myself.

Oh. You meant a fashion model.
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:24 AM
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news –
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:26 AM
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news –
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
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and now, verse 2...
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