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04-17-2010, 02:30 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | Why Ellen Degeneres?
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There are a lot better looking Lipstick Lesbians out there. http://www.covergirl.com/ellen_degeneres/
Before anybody gets in a twist, I'm not running down her sexuality or anyone else's. I'm just sayin'.
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04-17-2010, 02:36 PM
|  | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | I agree. Ellen Degeneres is strictly a lesbian, fully devoid of all other facets, qualities, talents, skills, successful daytime television shows, or personality.
You'd've thought that Covergirl would've learned their lesson after hiring Queen Latifa who is simply black, and fully devoid of all other facets, qualities, talents, skills, successful acting careers, or personality.
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04-17-2010, 02:49 PM
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04-17-2010, 02:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | Well, yes. Any suggestions for a "hotter" lesbian? |
04-17-2010, 02:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | I'm with both of you guys. I think that this ad should appeal to my adolescent, immature, stunted male psyche ideals. I'm disgusted with the trend of finding diverse individuals to demonstrate beauty. I hate diversity. I would say that it should have been Portia de Rossi, but her breasts are not large enough.
Covergirl, you disappoint me. A non-lipstick lesbian? An African-American woman?! And one that isn't anorexic?!!! Shame on you. |
04-17-2010, 02:51 PM
| | | | I didn't like Ellen until I saw her stand up act. She is one of the funniest people alive in that venue. |
04-17-2010, 02:53 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | TBH, I don't really care who the face of ageing cream is. |
04-17-2010, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver  TBH, I don't really care who the face of ageing cream is. | Me neither. And when I think about it, why not her?
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04-17-2010, 03:00 PM
| | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinsok Well, yes. Any suggestions for a "hotter" lesbian? | I prefer to let the lesbians themselves determine these things. Coincidentally enough, we tend to have similar tastes, including my unrelenting crush on Tina Fey. http://www.afterellen.com/people/2009/hot100
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04-17-2010, 03:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinsok Well, yes. Any suggestions for a "hotter" lesbian? | Ellen's girlfriend?
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04-17-2010, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by geeza Ellen's girlfriend? | Good suggestion. |
04-17-2010, 03:14 PM
| | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by geeza Ellen's girlfriend? | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinsok Good suggestion. | Concidentally she was number one last year on the Hot 100 list of women on afterellen.com
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04-17-2010, 03:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Francisco, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Unrepresented I agree. Ellen Degeneres is strictly a lesbian, fully devoid of all other facets, qualities, talents, skills, successful daytime television shows, or personality.
You'd've thought that Covergirl would've learned their lesson after hiring Queen Latifa who is simply black, and fully devoid of all other facets, qualities, talents, skills, successful acting careers, or personality. | Quote:
Originally Posted by jazzbo I'm with both of you guys. I think that this ad should appeal to my adolescent, immature, stunted male psyche ideals. I'm disgusted with the trend of finding diverse individuals to demonstrate beauty. I hate diversity. I would say that it should have been Portia de Rossi, but her breasts are not large enough.
Covergirl, you disappoint me. A non-lipstick lesbian? An African-American woman?! And one that isn't anorexic?!!! Shame on you. |
Yeah. I'm going to repeat this, for emphasis. |
04-17-2010, 03:26 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Who was that Christian music female singer who just came out? I recall seeing a pic of her and she was cute.
EDIT - Jennifer Knapp. Found a pic, actually she's not all that but I'd still hit it like a storm door in a hurricane..: 
Yeah, Ellen Degeneres doesn't really do it for me. Although she does great voice overs. She was great in Finding Nemo....
oh christ I sound like such a dad at the moment..
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04-17-2010, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by geeza Ellen's Wife? | fixed. I cried that day. I love Portia DeRossi.
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