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03-20-2011, 01:00 PM
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Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin -- Daily Intel
holy jesus, if any of those burst, she is in deep, deep trouble! Darwin was calling but she didn't pick up.
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03-20-2011, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tastybasslines  she is in deep, deep trouble! |  |
03-20-2011, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by article ...Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change... | Okay, I could see hiding the 54 bags of heroin and the pills in your vagina, and maybe the 31 emptys, but couldn't you put the $51.22 in your pocket? Or at least the 22 cents? 
BTW, "mules" swallow and kiester that much heroin all the time. |
03-20-2011, 01:15 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:17 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by elgecko Okay, I could see hiding the 54 bags of heroin and the pills in your vagina, and maybe the 31 emptys, but couldn't you put the $51.22 in your pocket? Or at least the 22 cents?
BTW, "mules" swallow and kiester that much heroin all the time. | The .22 kills me too.
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03-20-2011, 01:34 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:39 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:41 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:43 PM
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03-20-2011, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Skitch it! Wonder what the acoustics are like? | Big Muff Reverb? 
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03-20-2011, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser Big Muff Reverb? |  |
03-20-2011, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser Big Muff Reverb? | Oh Sir!  *doff's hat*
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03-20-2011, 01:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | It eliminates the need to carry a wallet. I'm wondering though, why she didn't have her shopper's club card from the local grocery market in there as well... |
03-20-2011, 02:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | In breaking news, she was also found to have a 61P bass hidden inside her anus.
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03-20-2011, 02:05 PM
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03-20-2011, 02:22 PM
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03-20-2011, 03:38 PM
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03-20-2011, 03:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles | | So, exactly how was security tipped off? 
Maybe they called in Gyno Dan or one of his crew....?
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03-20-2011, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Stumbo So, exactly how was security tipped off?
Maybe they called in Gyno Dan or one of his crew....? | It must have been a dog to catch her.
It must have noticed the lack of proportion in the ladies genital area as its looking straight into that zone by default,because of it's height.
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