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Old 08-22-2011, 07:24 AM
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:42 AM
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Hope my girlfriend doesn't see this post... or does and is cool going Mormon.
Dang man, you want a guitar player?
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most girl drummers would prolly beat him up :P
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Old 08-22-2011, 10:33 AM
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She has that "light" between her upper thighs......sigh......oh...and she plays good too.
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Old 08-22-2011, 10:38 AM
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that's your qualifier? That she can play a 26 year old Metallica song? Wow, you're easy.
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Old 08-22-2011, 11:29 AM
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She has that "light" between her upper thighs......sigh......oh...and she plays good too.
Women are in a box in some ways. I'm sure the woman in question wants to be seen as attractive, but while she is playing her heart out, I wonder if she wants the focus to be on the "light" between her thighs?

Oh well, when a good looking woman does anything well it just makes men want to sex her even more.
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Old 08-22-2011, 11:37 AM
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She's Dutch, she's mine!
heh heh, owned!

Kydnav, you should totally jam with her. And post a video of the, er, results
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Old 08-22-2011, 11:47 AM
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Women are in a box in some ways. I'm sure the woman in question wants to be seen as attractive, but while she is playing her heart out, I wonder if she wants the focus to be on the "light" between her thighs?

Oh well, when a good looking woman does anything well it just makes men want to sex her even more.
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Kydnav, you should totally jam with her. And post a video of the, er, results
I don't think youtube would allow me to
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Old 08-22-2011, 12:05 PM
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Kydnav, you should totally jam with her my wife. And post a video of the, er, results
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The kids are calling it "jamming" now?
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oooo that too! Can I film it?
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Yeah, I mean who knew she was a ventriloquist who sounded like James Hetfield?

Don't let that overshadow that light between her legs tho.
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The bad solid-state guitar tone is a dealbreaker for me. It's right up there with insecurity and infidelity issues as far as dealbreakers go.
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