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09-02-2011, 03:00 PM
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09-02-2011, 03:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | | Okay that rivals my Biology advisor's story of how he killed a moose with a paintball gun in its hilarity.
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09-02-2011, 03:10 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Do you think this will set someone off on a quest to make breast implants for not only form, but function as well?
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09-02-2011, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania  Do you think this will set someone off on a quest to make breast implants for not only form, but function as well? | Austin Powers fembot? 
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09-02-2011, 03:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harpers Ferry WV | | | Thanks for keeping us abreast of this. |
09-02-2011, 03:25 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Do you think this will set someone off on a quest to make breast implants for not only form, but function as well? | "...guaranteed not to explode during a kinky S&M session..." |
09-02-2011, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya "...guaranteed not to explode during a kinky S&M session..." | NEW HIGH IMPACT KEVLAR/CARBON FIBER IMPLANTS!!!
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09-02-2011, 03:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | that's what she gets for trying to load her tittie in a paintball gun.
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09-02-2011, 03:42 PM
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09-02-2011, 03:43 PM
|  | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover that's what she gets for trying to load her tittie in a paintball gun. | ROFL !!
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09-02-2011, 03:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | The gun was probably way "Hot", shooting well over the 300fps rule. The newer paintballs are made so well they will stay intact at 3X the legal speed and some idiots shoot each other with them at those speeds  |
09-02-2011, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by fenderhutz Thanks for keeping us abreast of this. | /snicker
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09-02-2011, 04:04 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Nice. A paintball simulated suicide booby-bomber!
(damn, try saying THAT fast three times)
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
09-02-2011, 07:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | This is hilarious and gross all at the same time! And the car accident lady? Functioning like airbags? Can you imagine?!!! Lol!
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09-02-2011, 09:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | Hmmm...I guess it really depends on the angle. A breast implant had stopped a bullet once. |
09-02-2011, 10:13 PM
| | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by HEIST Hmmm...I guess it really depends on the angle. A breast implant had stopped a bullet once. | Super boobie!
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09-03-2011, 04:36 AM
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But Scott Reitz, a firearms instructor with 30 years of LAPD experience, was quick to point out: "I don't want to say a boob job is the equivalent of a bulletproof vest. So don't go getting breast enhancements as a means to deflect a possible incoming bullet."
| In some neighborhoods, I'm SURE that's the main motivation for most women to get them...
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