A Woman's Revenge

::::BASSIST:::: · #1 08-18-2010, 11:25 AM

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1. Cheating Boyfriend - Empty Garage
I lived with a British guy for two years. I thought we were crazy about each other. We had such fun. He treated me like a queen. During the final 6 months of our relationship, his ex girlfriend came back from overseas and started needing “light bulbs changed” and all sorts of other after hours services. His behaviour got nastier and nastier, but sometimes more loving than ever before. I was so confused. Of course he denied anything was going on when I asked him if he was seeing her. Hetold me I was going nuts to believe he was cheating and over the months my intuition was rightly telling me he was, but he was so sneaky that I just couldn’t prove it. After three months of this, I was seriously traumatised - and then I decided to find out for myself, realising he wasn’t strong enough to be honest. One Saturday my dog and he “went shopping” (he hated shopping) and I followed his car, only to see him fetch her and her son from a previous marriage. I followed them again and
watched them set up a picnic in the local park, obviously settling in for the afternoon all cozy and kissy under a blanket. It really hurt.

Now the house we lived in had three separate garages, there was an inter-leading door between his two. He always kept the empty one locked and when I wanted to used it to store stuff in it, he suggested the stuff would be safer inside the house. He always told me the 3rd garage was empty.

Well, while they were happily picnicking, I hired a bunch of keys from the local locksmith and opened up the 3rd garage. It was packed to the roof with her boxes. So I spent the rest of the day distributing the boxes to the local orphanage, places of safety and tramps on the street. It took me almost 4 hours. I was exhausted and somewhat guilty but my over-riding feeling was a mixture of relief and justice.

A few weeks later, he had been out “shopping” again and came home to “fetch his bank card” (which I had seen him take with him) I was planting seedlings in the garden. He stood next to me looking so pale that he was almost yellow – no colour in his sweet little lying cheeks. He asked me if I had been in the third garage. I replied, ”What would I want to do in there? It’s empty, isn’t it?”

Empty it was…I moved out a week later.

Can't say he didn't deserve it!

KeithBMI · #2 08-18-2010, 11:28 AM

Intellegent women are dangerous.

macaroni tony · #3 08-18-2010, 11:29 AM

Whoa....that is a really sad story all the way around, but whoa. Yeah, can't say he didn't deserve that

Thunderscreech · #4 08-18-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Intellegent women are dangerous.

Yes. This is why I tret my girlfriend very, very nice and don't do anything to upset her.

Also the fact that she holds the record for amount of weight bench-pressed by a girl at her high school (250 pounds).

CapnSev · #5 08-18-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Intellegent women are dangerous.

Good call. You'd better keep up the chase with Mikaela and be safe.

::::BASSIST:::: · #6 08-18-2010, 11:44 AM

Here's another good one:

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So about 2 years ago I broke up with my boyfriend, Davi of 3 years who cheated on me on the average of twice a month (all different girls) and played me for $8000. Which he still never paid me back! Well it came down to one last time, Melissa, being my ‘friend’. I had no choice I was done with it. So after cutting him loose… I thought I was ok, but I wasn’t… I was in a bar every night getting trashed and watching my life go down. It was the first time I ever got my heart broken. So I thought I’d get revenge. I dated his best friend for almost a year. That didn’t get to him. Jokes on me he’s in jail now. So after cutting the ‘best friend’ loose, Me and Davi actually became Friends. After sleeping together a few times (behind Melissa’s back) I saw an opportunity to hit him where it hurt! His Fiancé Melissa caught him up in some lie, posted “I’m a scumbag that lies to his fiancé’ all over his page. So I sent her an email asking if she found out about me and him sleeping together, or about all the other girls he told me he cheated on her with… along with the password to my cell phone account to check and see how many times he calls me. Well Mr. Davi offers me a $100 to get on 3-way, lie and tell her that it’s all not true! Well I gave her a call let her know the scoop. She sat on the phone (which was rested between my boobs in my bra) when he showed up and she listened to him say how he’s so mad at me for telling her everything, how he regretted sleeping with me because now he’s screwed and basically blew up his own spot. Well he gave me the $100 – We made the call. And as soon as the phone hung up.. All I hear on his end is YOU F@%*ING LIAR!!! I Heard EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT! ALL OF IT!!! ‘click’. He turns to me and says… ‘I can’t believe you did that… You lied to me….’ I turned to him and said… ’It sucks to be lied to don’t it, but Hey! Thanks for paying me to tell her the ‘truth’! I guess it REALLY does pay to be honest!’ LOL
This just happened so I don’t know where it will go from here… but I’m sure it’s over now…. He He He He! Life is good

Relic · #7 08-18-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CapnSev

Good call. You'd better keep up the chase with Mikaela and be safe.

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MatticusMania · #8 08-18-2010, 12:05 PM

BASSIST should stop reading Cosmo.

hover · #9 08-18-2010, 12:09 PM

Cosmo indeed. Honestly, these "stories" always wrap up so nicely with the requisite snarky feel-good quip...and they all always reek of being wrap-the-bowl-twice lines of b.s.

i_got_a_mohawk · #10 08-18-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hover

Cosmo indeed. Honestly, these "stories" always wrap up so nicely with the requisite snarky feel-good quip...and they all always reek of being wrap-the-bowl-twice lines of b.s.

+1

Also, in the original story, maybe it would have been better if she had flogged his stuff, not stuff belonging to somebody she didnt even (really) know.

::::BASSIST:::: · #11 08-18-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

BASSIST should stop reading Cosmo.

But its SO entertaining...

hdracer · #12 08-18-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

BASSIST should stop reading Cosmo.

How did you know that came from Cosmo?

I had no clue.

MatticusMania · #13 08-18-2010, 12:22 PM

My fiancee buys Cosmo, and I'll read it while on the john. It just sounded like the crap that magazine is filled with. Its most likely made up, as well.