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Old 01-03-2008, 10:43 PM
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Two for every one of them. Just remember that. Keeps me sane.
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Two for every one of them. Just remember that. Keeps me sane.
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:30 AM
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Uh me and my big dirty mouth... it amuses me and many, it sometimes creates awkward silences and never fails to block my access to the holy panties... With mouth like mine, I am surprised I am still not a virgin. Thank god for deaf chicks and alcohol i suppose...
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:34 AM
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this thread reminds me of this->

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Old 01-04-2008, 01:21 AM
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two women, or two punches?
Think a little harder. What do women have two of? Two beautiful things that you can never be angry at.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:23 AM
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Think a little harder. What do women have two of? Two beautiful things that you can never be angry at.
Lolz.
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Think a little harder. What do women have two of? Two beautiful things that you can never be angry at.
Eyes.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:32 AM
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Eyes.
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But yes, in a way, they do remind you of the eyes...
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Eyes.
The reason why you answered with that is the cause of many of your chick problems my Canuckian friend.
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:43 AM
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"Women. Can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts."
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:07 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:16 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:37 AM
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Women are awesome when they don't hate your guts.
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Women are awesome when they don't hate your guts.
And not on their period.
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